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Painted Plummet [ Undertale AU ]

2020.09.23 10:14 WeirdMeptune Painted Plummet [ Undertale AU ]

ya know, the one where jaiden animations is sans
...
This AU is one of the best Undertale AUs ever with its basic idea. [ all characters are animator youtubers ]...
However, there is a lack of an agreed upon story and constant cast. And this AU is a bit dated [ just a bit tho ], with people like Maz, CypherDen, Elie Cartoons, Rushlight Invader, Infamous Swoosh etc being not included
So, I really want to start to making everything consistent...
I found a good list to start with on https://undertale-au-soundtrack.fandom.com/wiki/Painted_Plummet
but i really want to constitute some characters or add new ones.
and i need some opinion on this story :-
In the beginning, there were only 2 types of Youtubers : The animators and the gamers.
They used to live in harmony together, collabing with each other and promoting each others' works.
However, slowly after generations of internet, the two [ once friendly ] groups began to grow a distrust between each other. Eventually this lead to the Great Algorithm War of 2009 [ need a better year], which involved them funneling their fans to mass-hate the opposite group, and causing them to fighting against each other for the last view on their video.
Sadly as the war passed, the major animation companies and thus the Algorithm unanimously agreed to support the gamers in order to drive off competition. The Animators lost, they were demonetized and their social presence disappeared [ it is said ].However, their work was archived.
They were exiled to the UnderWeb [ you know, the secret internet not the darkweb ], where they were trapped by a barrier created by the [ then ] drama side of youtube, which strongly supported in the Exile of the Animators.
However after reading through the [ now widely available ] internet archives, the animators realized that the only way of escaping the UnderWeb is by harnessing the power of seven 'souls' [ Each one for each main sector of youtube [ gaming, vlogs, drama, educatonal, music , YTP [ or animal vids], and AI ]. After years [ internet centuries ], the ruler [ OneyNG ] was able to collect the 'souls' of the first six, last left being AI/bot.
In present, AI Kizuna [ after chatting with her friends ] decides to explore the ancient ruins of youtube, just to view the sights. She tripped and fell down into the UnderWeb [ Story Begins ] .

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2020.09.23 01:56 ChonkyBeagle My son is a hateful incel, and I just cannot save him or defend him anymore.

My boy, my oldest child, was so good when he was little, but something broke inside of him when he was a teenager.
My wife and I always accepted, loved, and encouraged him. We pushed him to work hard and treat people with respect. I don’t know where exactly we failed him but as a father I feel responsible for the thing he’s turned into.
It started when he was 14. He had began to become withdrawn and emotional. We chalked it up to teenaged mood swings. For some reason he was just so angsty and bitter all the time. We were worried about his lack of social life and his over-reliance on his computer. He kind of hid himself in the online world so my wife and I began to limit his computer time, but he simply became more aggressive and confrontational.
His hygiene was bad, and he was always confrontational when we told him to shower or do laundry. His room stank horribly and we eventually had a huge fight over it where he physically shoved my wife and called her a bitch, and eventually we got him to at least clean and air out his room regularly on the grounds that it was our house and if he couldn’t maintain his space he wouldn’t be entitled to it - essentially we got to the point where we told him he wouldn’t be allowed his worldly possessions or privacy unless he took care of the space we all shared. the room still smelled and he was still rude about cleaning it but we could tell him to get it clean and he would do it after that.
We ended up getting a call from his school saying that a female student felt harassed by him. We were shown messages where he continually badgered her to have sex with him, threatened to “punish” her for stringing him along, sending her unsolicited nudes, telling her some violent fantasies of his, and eventually just descending into some horrid rage-filled rant about how she is just another “whore” and other things.
We were shocked. We explained to him why this behaviour was unacceptable, and I explained to him that it was ok to be sexually active but his actions were toxic and abusive.
I tried mentoring him man-to-man, taking him on camping trips and whatnot and talking to him about women and girls and trying to give him advice. I suggested he try showering, changing up his hair and facial hair styles, trying out different fashion styles, maybe going to the gym.
I told him some hard truths - that he doesn’t want a gross woman so he shouldn’t be a gross man. By gross I mean hygiene and looks. I explained to him that good looks are more hygiene and self care than genetics but he refused to accept what I said to him.
After that I caught him sniffing his sister’s panties in the laundry room - she was 12 at the time and he was 17. He assured me it had nothing to do with his sister, he said he just had a panty sniffing fetish and he pretended they belonged to girls from porno videos, but still I gave him hell for it, and he was grounded and lost his computer for 6 months. I went through his computer and I was disgusted by the kinds of hateful, racist, incel forums he frequented, the horrid things he said about women, and his save file was full of cartoon porn with girls of questionable ages. I wiped the hard drive completely and began strictly monitoring his online activity. I used parental filters to block incel sites and and porn sites that hosted cartoon porn.
The next big issue was something he did to my daughter’s friend. My daughter is 5 years his junior, and one day after a sleepover, my daughter came to me and said her friend wanted to tell me something but was afraid of what I would say.
My son cornered this 13 year old girl and physically blocked her path and touched her hair and face while making very inappropriate comments about her body and asking her if she liked to sleep naked and what kind of underwear she wore.
I tore into my son for that, my wife and I both shouted at him, and told him his behaviour was horrible and I told him then that if his actions got him arrested I would not defend him. He accused us of not loving him, but I told him the reason I was so passionately angry in that situation is because I do love him, and I want to help him become a good man so he can stop being so predatory and bitter and miserable. I told him some hard truths. That he did this all to himself and that he is the only one he can blame for how bitter he is.
I suggested he look to women his own age and he went on a rant about how it was a waste of time because women were already whores (and his definition of a whore is a woman who has had sex even just once) by 17. I called him out on his bullshit and expressed clearly that if he harassed young girls anymore I would personally turn him in.
I invited my daughters friend over after and I personally apologized to her for her experiences, I cried in shame for my son’s behaviour and begged her forgiveness for allowing her to feel unsafe in my home and promised her that if she ever felt uncomfortable she could come to my wife and I and we would always believe and help her. Luckily, my daughter didn’t lose this friend, but for safety I installed a lock on my daughter’s door.
We got my son therapy but he refused to engage with the therapist, calling him a “sand nigger” and “pajeet” and “terrorist”. His next therapist was a “chad”, so he didn’t relate to that either.
We fought about him not trying, not getting a job, and he said he couldn’t get one because of the immigrants, to which I pointed out that he was struggling because he got fired from his high school jobs for being lazy.
After those fights, my wife tried to empathize with him and understand what made him so bitter but he flipped out at her, and called her a cock-gargling whore and said that she fucked her way through dozens of men until she found a “beta-fag” who was willing to shelter her for missionary sex.
My wife, who works and contributes to the family income, who is an independent, professional woman.
Honestly, I lost it more than ever before. I had never been so angry when I heard what he said. That may be his mom, he may be my son, but the woman he was abusively tearing into is my god damn wife. No one can treat my wife like that.
I am ashamed to say in my anger, he shoved me and I physically retaliated, shoving him back, and pinning him against the wall. I felt ashamed of myself, I have never been an angry or violent person, but I couldn’t control myself. I’ve never put my hands on either of my children in such a way in my life, I hate child abusers... but this boy was no child. He was a grown man.
He was intimidated and backed down, and for a while he was peaceful.
The last straw was this week.
My daughter has dated 3 people her whole life. A boy, a girl, and now another boy. We were as open about sex with my daughter as we were with my son. We asked if she would like to have a question-free steady supply of condoms left in her bathroom drawer, and if she wanted to get on birth control. She said no to both questions with her first boyfriend. She never really brought him home but we met him at one of her recitals. When she had a girlfriend she went over to her house all the time, and didn’t want to bring her to the same house her brother lived in, a sentiment I understood.
But her most recent boyfriend has a lot going on behind the scenes in his family. He’s a nice boy but his mom is a single mom of 4 and they struggle.
This boy started coming around a month after they got together. I like him. My daughter is happy with him. He treats her with respect. He is an intelligent boy. He’s an absolute gentleman. He’s respectful and polite in our home. He calls me sir, calls my wife Ma’am, he offers to help with the cooking or dishes or cleaning while he’s visiting, he talks to us, he’s a bit of an amateur cook himself and brings us food all the time to say thank you for taking care of him, when we go out for dinner he always offers to pay for himself and my daughter (though I know he doesn’t have much money so I always pay). When getting out of the car he opens the door for my wife and offers her his hand (he sits behind her for leg room). He holds the doors, when we leave somewhere he helps my daughter put her jacket on like those sweet old fashioned couples.
This young man works hard, and gives what little he has to his mom and siblings. Like I said, I really respect the boy. I offered him money once for groceries for his family but he turns me down and says he would feel guilty accepting my money like that. He’s appreciative of things - in the winter, it was -20 and he had only a hoodie, so I draped my jacket over his arms, and I said “take it son, it’s cold.” He had tears in his eyes as he said thank you, and I made some excuse about wanting to get rid of the jacket and told him he could keep it if he brought cookies for us next time he visited.
When Christmas came along, I invited him over for supper, and when I went to pick him up I delivered some presents for his family, and on the ride back to my house we had a moment. He was crying because he didn’t have much to give us - he got everyone in our house a present but he cried anyways because he felt it wasn’t enough to make up for what we gave him. I pulled over, and I just hugged him, and I said to him that it wasn’t the value of what he got, it was that he got us anything at all. I thanked him for treating my daughter so well, and I told him he would always be welcome in my home.
My own son didn’t get us anything for christmas, not even a card bought with the money we give him. This boy got my wife and I matching wine glasses since we like to share a bottle every now and then.
My son didn’t eat with us. He pillaged the food table and ran away to his room alone while my daughter’s boyfriend met my sister and her family and my parents and my uncle. They all told me how charming he was and how polite he was. Meanwhile after dinner my son told my 5 year old nephew “fuck off Faggot” for asking to play a game with him. A man over 20 years old.
Last week, my wife and I went out for an evening to ourselves. We went to dinner, then we went to an upscale bar to play some pool, then we went home.
When I walked in the door, the kids were screaming at each other. I came in to see my son and my daughter’s boyfriend fighting. The boyfriend was just pushing my son back and trying to redirect him, my son was throwing punches and charging him. My daughter was crying and sitting against the wall clutching her face. I got between them and pushed them apart, and demanded to know what was happening.
My son went on a tirade about how he found birth control pills and heard “whore” sounds from her room, so he kicked open her door and discovered them having sex, he said he couldn’t believe his own sister would “be a nigger’s whore” and called the poor boy a monkey and other things.
My wife got my daughter and her boyfriend out of there and I yelled at my son for how he was acting. Eventually I got nowhere with him so I made him wait in his room. I went to talk to my daughter. I apologized to her boyfriend, crying as I did, telling him that I hope he could forgive me for letting this happen. He said he was sorry for getting violent but that he only did it because my son hit her. My daughter cried and said he was a psycho and threatened to rape her, and that he admitted to ejaculating on her toothbrush and hair brush.
I charged into his room, and I said firmly that he should pack his bags and leave. I told him I would pay to have his things sent to him, wherever he went, but that he was leaving tomorrow.
My wife stayed at my sisters, and my daughter and her boyfriend spent the next few nights at his place.
The next day I practically threw my son out of the house kicking and screaming.
I took his key back and changed the alarm codes and garage door code. A day later I had a message requesting some of this things - mostly his gaming stuff - be delivered to some strange apartment block I didn’t recognize a couple of towns over. A college aged man buzzed me in and I delivered the stuff. I didn’t see my son.
My wife and I then went through his room. My daughter’s boyfriend came over and helped me move his furniture to the garage. We threw out his mattress and some other more gross and smelly things, and we took out the carpet to be replaced.
Hidden in the closet was a treasure trove of my daughter’s underwear, so saturated with old, moldy semen that they were as hard as bricks. The unnerving part was that there were a few pairs my daughter was adamant didn’t belong to her. And they were too small for my wife. It was possible he stole them from my nieces.
There was a sketchbook containing graphic drawings of my son violently raping different women and keeping little girls chained up in some kind of sex dungeon. I went through his old phone that was still working, and all his photos were screenshots of my nieces and their friends in their bikinis, lots of cartoon porn, lots of red pill and incel and Trump memes. He still had messenger, so I checked his messages, most of them were just him trying to harass women and underaged girls.
I checked his Email and... much to my disgust, he stole private photos of my wife from her phone, and he was selling them.
Today, I went to the police with everything and told them everything.
I gave my baby boy everything... I don’t know why he went down this road. But I’m just so sorry I failed him. I don’t know what the police will do... but I hope they stop him before he hurts someone else.
The sad thing is... yesterday, once it was all over and settled, yesterday we had a wonderful day. One of the happiest we have ever had.
Edit: there is a lot to sort through, it’s impossible to reply to everyone so let me hit the big points.
edit 2
With new replies coming in by the truckload and 3 new pm’s for every one I reply to, I am getting slightly overwhelmed by the response here. I can’t really keep up, even just reading I have begun skipping comments to keep up. I have things to do today but I’ll try to catch up every so often.
edit 3
Mods locked the thread. I am not sure why but there are almost 10,000 replies and maybe 500 pm’s to sort through.
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2020.09.16 20:35 Galbatrollix Pony Life: In-depth analysis/review and comparison with FIM

Pony Life: In-depth analysis/review and comparison with FIM

Wack: Yes! Red Bull: Yes! Magic: Perhaps?
With "Pony Life" soon going to youtube, I think it's a great time to talk a bit about this show and analyze what it really is. By that I mean, find out how much, and in what ways it differs from G4 "Friendship is Magic" series. If you haven't watched this show yet and you wonder if it's even worth it, stick around. I am pretty sure my post will help you make the decision. So anyway, without further ado, let's go straight to the topic.
PS: Analysis part of this post is really long, so if you just want to read review and know my opinion on this show, consider skipping to the Summary & Review paragraph.

1) General Premise

"Pony Life" is the newest installment in MLP franchise, featuring ponies who we know and love from "Friendship is Magic" series. However despite sharing the same characters (at least by name), this series doesn't have that much in common with its G4 predecessor.
"Pony Life" focuses heavily on situational comedy and gags. Episodes are short, extremally fast paced and overloaded with (often random) jokes and ridiculous character interactions. As far as I know, "Pony Life" is considered a sitcom by many people who watched it. This show is clearly targeted at slightly younger audience than G4, and to some extent looks like a self-conscious parody of FIM.
Because of all that, as a whole, "Pony Life" really contrasts with "Friendship is Magic". If you expect this show to have adventures, fantasy & magic, deep lore or worldbuilding, you are going to be disappointed. Those elements are mostly tossed aside in favor of jokes and ridiculous events in much more modern setting.

2) Writing and Structure

Series follows mane 6's shenanigans that usually take place in "Sugarcube Corner" (Pinkie Pie's bakery). Each episode consists of two 5-minute parts. Often both parts together make one bigger episode, or are thematically very close, but they can also be completely separate from each other.
"Pony Life" is for the most part episodic. Each episode follows story about some specific event, character or object. (For example: playing D&D, going on a trip, investigating something, dealing with Trixie) Those stories are usually used for sake of comedy, but from time to time, they also try to convey the message/lesson to the audience. (However, when this happens it is not as in-your-face as it was in season 1 of "Friendship is Magic")
Interestingly enough, despite its mainly episodic structure and narration, Pony Life is cohesive and never contraddicts itself. It's not this type of show where whole world blows up in one episode and in the following one everything is back normal. Things that happen in the show actually happen, and from time to time past events are mentioned by various characters.
There are also character or thematically oriented minature story arcs that stay in the background of those episodic stories. (For example, during first 6 episodes, Pinkie Pie is preparing to take part in TV show called "Royal Jelly Juggernaut" , next 6 revolve around Fluttershy's obsession with celebrity figure and so on.) So ironically, as a result, this show sometimes feels less episodic than FIM (especially its earlier seasons), because status quo is slightly changing troughout the season.

3) Setting

As I previously mentioned, "Pony Life" takes place in a much more modern setting. Some of you may find that statement confusing. (What the hell are you talking about, it's still equestria, isn't it!?) So I am gonna explain that real quick, because it's arguably pretty important thing.
"Pony Life" takes place in a world that is superficially very similar to FIM's Equestria, however after a closer look it's vastly different in few important aspects. Pony Life's version of equestria is much closer to how real world looks like right now than G4's. Characters use modern technology such as calculators, phones and tablets, have access to internet and from time to time you can see magical elements being fused with tech. (For example item replicating and weather controlling devices) This drastic change was likely made to make series more relatable for younger audiences and to tell stories that wouldn't really be possible without it. (One of the later story arcs revolves around internet and technology)
That said however, magic still kinda exists in this version of Equestria. Kinda, because for the most part it isn't really relevant to the plot. Unicorn magic, elements of harmony and cutiemarks stuff all seem to be absent in this iteration of MLP. (They technically exist but seem to be irrelevant.) If Rarity and Twilight weren't unicorns, vast majority of episodes would remain completely the same. So magic isn't really that important in this show, with one exception being mysterious "Potions" that are present in majority of episodes and just like tech, become significant to the story later on.

4) Art Style, Animation and Music

Pony Life's art style follows very popular nowadays trope of making characters more "chibii" and cartoonish than their original counterparts. This trope has a pretty bad reputation in western cartoon fandoms, because of widely hated series called "Teen Titans Go", however as far as I know, besides art style itself, "Pony Life" is said to not have too much in common with TTG.
Character designs are more "cutesy", with increased head-to-body ratio and are much more dynamic and expressive than in FIM. This also includes things like over the top mimic, off-model poses and things like "visible sigh". Characters are also drawn with standard black-outlines (In promotional materials they are not, but in show itself they have black outlines.) Backgrounds on the other hand have simplistic style with very thin lines which makes characters stand out a lot.
Animation itself is pretty good. Movement is fluid and characters never go off-model (unless intentionally for comedic purposes), however animation errors are frequent. To be exact: one specific animation error seems to happen over and over again. Non-pegasi characters suddenly get wings for brief moments, which just sounds like a regular error, however it happens so often that it's already theorised that this might be a running joke amongst Pony Life's animators.
There are no songs in "Pony Life", however its background music is actually surprisingly good. It's catchy and fits the action really well. (sometimes is just as ridiculous as what's going on the screen). Few times I even replayed fragments of episodes, because I was surprised by how good the soundtrack actually was. (I don't think this ever happened to me when watching FIM)

5) Characters

Now we get to probably the most interesting and important part, because character interactions are responsible for vast majority of this show's humor and gags. Consistently with the tone and art style shift, everyone in "Pony Life" is wackier and more over the top than their FIM counterparts. This includes Mane 6 who are played by their original G4 voice actors.
However, "being permanently on 2 cans of Red-Bull" is not the only change to the Mane 6. Although the general archetypes are roughly the same, some aspects of main ponies have been rewritten to better fit new convention. The "elements of harmony" are pretty much gone and on top of that, each main character now has new unique abilities and comedic gimmics that were absent in G4.
  1. Pinkie Pie:Pony Life's Pinkie is more or less the same as in FIM's. She is by far the most random and hyperactive member of the group. Her interactions with other ponies are unusually chaotic and ridiculous, even for this show, however she never causes any actual problems. Her new gimmick/special ability is inflating like a baloon and blowing up, leaving a pile of pink confetti, just to rise from it like a phoenix. It's probably the most absurd and surreal gimmick of all and it happens when Pinkie gets too excited about something.
  2. Twilight Sparkle:Twilight also remains pretty similar to her original version. She still is interested in magic (including potions), but this is extended to include more modern things like math, science and technology, which works quite well with her "nerdy" archetype. Despite being an alicorn, being a "princess" was pretty much removed from her character, so she resembles Twilight from earlier seasons of FIM. She also is slightly more competitive and smart-assy than before, but she still easily stresses out. Especially in presence of authorities/celebrities like Celestia. Twilight's new gimmick is shattering when under stress. (Literally, she shatters like glass when something goes really bad. And it's hilarious. XD)
  3. Rarity:Pony Life's Rarity is the closest to the original out of all 6 main ponies. She still loves fashion, style, follows latest trends and is pretty dramatic. On top of that, she also is really into social media and internet. Interestingly, unlike others, she has as much as 3 new gimmicks/abilities. One of them is "dedicated faint couch" that she summons every time she is shocked and overly dramatic. Second one is dropping the jaw (literally) and spewing gems out of her mouth when being astonished by something. The last one is "film noir" which basically is backgrounds changing to black&white when she plays her "detective persona".
  4. Applejack:AJ has quite a big change in character compared to her FIM counterpart. The "honesty" thing is basically thrown out of the window. (To the extent that sometimes she even is the one encouraging others to lie) She definitelly stands out the most in the main band. She is more individualistic and unlike others, doesn't seem to be too much into "newest trends" and technology. She usually is away from the spotlight, observing things, which works really well with her new ability to break the 4th wall and talk directly to the audience. It's pretty cool because it gives her character this distinctive trait and role in the series that original AJ somewhat lacked.
  5. Fluttershy:Oh boy, where do I start with this one... She is so different that she kinda feels reworked. (But in a good way.) Tho at first glance she acts the same as in FIM (She is cute, nice, polite), her personality is quite different. First of all, she doesn't seem anxious and scared of anything really. Neither is she particularly shy. Instead, Fluttershy is pretty confident, obsessive and sometimes even pushy towards others. There is also a running joke that Fluttershy thinks, that inside she is completely insane (sometimes she kinda acts like that), and her being nice is just superficial mask. Thanks to that, she provides the most edgy humour in whole series. Besides that, she is also able to change her body size at will/based on emotions.
  6. Rainbow Dash:And lastly, Rainbow Dash who kinda seems to be slightly underdeveloped compared to other characters. Her main trait in Pony Life is being the best & coolest at everything and being increadbly fast. Besides that, she seems to be the easily distracted and slightly less responsible than other ponies. Unfortunately, she doesn't have any humorous gimmick that all other main characters have. She can freeze time when moving very fast tho, so that's kinda interesting. (They basically yoinked Flash's/Quicksilver's ability and gave it to her.)
When it comes to non-Mane 6 characters, they are pretty much all episodic. Celestia and CMC appear sporadically and are almost never important to the story. The same is true for Spike, who is not a part of the main cast anymore and appears only from time to time. There are also some other side characters that are brought back from FIM. For example Discord and Trixie each have one episode dedicated to them. (btw, Trixie's ridiculousness works perfectly with this show.) There is also one Pony Life original character called Potion Nova that is pretty relevant to the plot (...)
Interestingly enough, Luna and Starlight Glimmer are nowhere to be seen. Absence of Starlight Glimmer seems reasonable, because when you think about it, her character could be problematic to translate to show like "Pony Life". However, I wonder why they decided to not include Luna too, considering how popular and beloved character she is. Maybe they want to save her for season finale or something? Who knows.

6) Summary and Review

So after all that analyzing and comparisons with "Friendship is Magic", the very important question remains: Can "Pony Life" live up to its predecessor? And is it a good show to begin with? Well... It depends.
As I previously explained, "Pony Life" is completely different show than FIM. It's a comedy and comedy only, so if you expect it to be something similar to G4, you likely will be harshly disappointed. "Pony Life" is targeted towards slightly younger demographic. (It's worth to note though that despite younger target demographic, things like toilet humor are absent in this show.) It is random, extremally fast paced (like, really fast), more modern and slightly edgier than its predecessor. So yeah, if you want to watch it, keep in mind that comparing this to "Friendship is Magic" in terms of "betteworse" entirely misses the point because they are completely different things.
Ok, but how good "Pony Life" is at being what it is: a ridiculous random comedy? Well, in my opinion it's "decent-ish to quite good". I definitelly like the general premise and new character gimmics. I love Twilight's "shattering like glass" and AJ's 4th wall commentary. I also find modernization of the setting a good thing, because it allows this show to be much more up to date and tell stories that would be otherwise impossible. (It seems to be sort of controversial opinion tho.) Pony Life just screams 2020. Phones, Tablets, internet. (They aren't present in all episodes, that's also worth to note!) There is even coronavirus episode xD (Yes, really. And it's actually pretty good.)
Everything in this show is HYPER, which might be something that scares some people away, but personally I don't mind it. My biggest problem with this show is that episode quality varies a lot. Some are really good, but there are also ones that are pretty bad and feel like a waste of time.
Second episode that was about "being best at being the worst" was probably the worst episode of the whole series. (Kinda ironic, isn't it? xd) The whole conflict didn't make sense at all, new character introduced in that episode was incrediblly unlikeable and boring, and most jokes didn't even deliver.Some of the latest episodes that were focused on technology, were also kinda medicore. Not really funny and without any substance.
That said, there also were some really good episodes that left me laughing for longer than they probably should. I especially loved episode involving Trixie, and most episodes about Fluttershy's obsession with celebrity dolphin Fin-Tastic. (The climax of this story arc was actually written surprisingly well and delivered different message that one might expect.) Episodes about Twilight and Potion Nova were quite nice too.
So in general, quality of this show varies a lot, but for the most part, I think it's pretty good for what it wants too be. I think I am going to continue watching "Pony Life", because once this show delivers, it's legit hilarious. IMO everyone should at least give it a chance and try it out, maybe you will find it genuinely funny like I did.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this long read. If you watched "Pony Life" already, let me know in the comments what do you think about it. If not, I hope my post will help you decide wheather or not trying this show out is even worth it for you.
Thanks for reading till the end!Cya folks!
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2020.09.09 22:29 StupidSiblings Streaming

Can't get a straight, up to date answer from internet so asking here.
Is it illegal to WATCH streamed shows (like South park, family guy, etc) on websites like kiss cartoons and other? Or is it just a not illegal, but also not illegal situation.
All help is appreciated ty
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i’m kind of in hope for, im looking for an internet or real life girlfriend. i recently broke up with my other girlfriend because some guy on facebook kind of convinced me he was a girl and we’ve been sexting each other for about, i’d say about a good four months now. i’ve sent him pictures of my body and stuff and he turned around yesterday and told me he was a hermaphrodite. i dont even know what that is, he just said i’m a male hermaphrodite or hermadaphatite. i dont know what that is but im just going to assume it has something to do with homosexuality and fetishism. so yeah, im kind of looking for an internet girlfriend, i prefer if you were like kind of tallish, kind of like a modelish type of body, you’re hot. i like my tans girls, like if you’re covered in fake tan, thats kind of ok, but don’t go overboard where you look like snooky. snooky is kind of hot too. i kind of like black hair, i like looking, i have black hair, i have Justin Beiber type hair, its very gorgeous as you can see. i don’t like pimples, if you have one pimple, no thank you, i just don’t like it. my face is actually very clear, i have gorgeous luscious eyes. my friends tell me that. i got lovely teeth, i got a sexy tongue for tonguing people. i also got a thick body as you can see. alot of people whenever i go swimming and stuff, everyone always compliments my body, guess thats a plus for you. you have to be into vampires cause i have a fetish for them. you have to be able to make me food and stuff and you have to have a hot body and preferably big boobs, i like nice butts and lovely boobs. and you have to have fat blowjob lips, if you don’t have fat blowjob lips or big tongue man, im not very interested to be honest. no asians or those sort of people, i dont really find them attractive to be honest. no hairy girls, i got a call from a hairy girl, i thought it was a man at first, so yeah please hit me up with a message if you’re interested in dating or whatever and i hope to get back to you. i am looking for some hot sexy young ladies and if you can, please contact me asap because i just need the love of a women so thank you. peace and love.
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2020.09.02 03:19 Angel466 [Let There Be Dragons] Part 50

PART FIFTY!
There was one thing to being exceedingly rich: when Richard decided he wanted a change of plans, he had the financial means to procure it. As such, after two more days of being separated from their hoard while he hovered over his recovering mate, he made arrangements to have her transferred to home care, under the watchful eye of one Doctor Kassandra Draconis. (Thanks to the internet and his new human allies who knew about security and how best to circumvent it).
On paper, everything was in order. Dr Draconis was Kamala’s personal physician from New Zealand who had been flown in to look after Kamala after she was injured in the gas leak. Private paramedics were then brought in to do the official transfer of both Kamala and James (the bargain he struck with Callum for MacFarlanes’ part in the illegal paperwork two-step despite James’ argument to the contrary) back to his residence under the British Museum.
As with most second and third-degree burn victims (since James’ injuries were burns to one foot just above the ankle), the hospital was extremely limited in what it could do for him and he was recommended to a rehab centre, which made it even easier to discharge into the care of the New Zealand doctor.
Richard had asked why James wouldn’t be recovering with his wife and children … girls from memory and Callum’s answer had been brutally honest.
“He’s a terrible patient, and the last thing Celia needs with two toddlers and a four-month-old to look after is him trying to get up to help her in spite of being under doctor’s orders to stay in bed.”
“Dammit, I’m right here, Callum!”
“Good,” the eldest brother shot back. “Then you’ll know exactly who's fault this is when Celia asks why you’re only reachable via video conference.” He then returned his attention to Richard as if James were an errant child. “And signing him over to the care of your little kiwi doc should keep him where he needs to be for now.”
Kiwi doc? Richard was definitely going to remember that one. The label would drive K’Sandra insane!
James muttered something distinctly unflattering under his breath along with several threats as he continued to give his brother a glare that should have by rights been lethal.
Richard had forgotten what it was like to have that sibling interaction. Or any manner of family interaction if he were being honest with himself. The last of his own brothers had died during the crusades, and they’d all gone their separate ways long before that.
Again, his eyes moved to Kamala’s belly and he rubbed his lower lip thoughtfully.
“What are you thinking, patch?” Kamala asked.
“Just wondering if what Smithsonian dragons pulled off was an accident or by design.”
Kamala seemed to realised where he was going with this, for she smiled and held out her hand to him. Richard acquiesced and watched as she spread his fingers across her belly with her own hand on top. “You’ll be a great daddy,” she said, pushing his hand into her belly until he tightened the muscle and held his position. “And together, we’ll teach our hatchlings to behave more like them.”
“Trust me, Mrs Hackman, you do not want them thinking what I’m thinking right now,” James grumbled, still glaring holes at Callum.
“But you’re not acting on it,” Kamala replied with a smirk. “If you were one of us, one of you would be either ashed or a puddle, depending on what colour the other was.”
James took a lot more convincing, but eventually, he agreed to a short stay with the Hackmans in exchange for MacFarlane Inc’s help in moving Mrs Hackman back into her underground apartment. Callum had played hardball and said he'd flat refuse to sign off on the false paperwork if James didn’t agree to go with them.
But James was NOT happy.
“When I get up, you’d better run, you sonova bitch, because I will be breaking your fucking neck just as soon as I get my hands on you.”
Callum, who was easily as large and fit as his younger brother, merely raised an eyebrow and snorted at him derisively. "Bring it, boyo."
Later that day, the arrangements were made and both James and Kamala were ferried via private ambulance to the museum, where security had been upgraded to insane levels. The elevator that led to the apartment below had no less than two fully armed guards standing out the front in body armour, with a third travelling inside the elevator car to escort whoever needed the lift. All three wore chest cams that had both audio and video feeds to the private security room.
And since other elevators were available throughout the museum, most employees chose another, which suited Richard just fine.
After settling Kamala (and by proxy James) into the spare master suite, Richard finally acknowledged the fifty million texts he received from both Pauline and Jacinta, reminding him of the Russian exhibit debacle. Ch’Nli, I will kill you, he promised, kissing his wife with a promise of his return and going back to his office upstairs with Logan and Brodie in tow.
He caught Professor Sidorov just as the older curator was getting ready to leave and was grateful that Moscow was only two hours ahead of London because neither one of them were going home until this mess was sorted.
And four-thirty in the morning, knowing the museum opened in just a few hours and he would be required to update Pauline and Jacinta on the success of getting the Russian loan back on track for the exhibit in eight weeks, he was utterly wrecked. He had the elevator stop at the ground floor where he let Logan and Brodie out so that they could go home, then travelled on to the apartment.
When the doors opened a second time, the complete lack of sound snapped him out of his mid-yawn. “Hello?” he called, and by kicking his hearing to its extreme, he located several breathing humans in the spare master suite that had been converted as a twin bedroom for the two patients.
In here,” K’Sandra replied from the spare room.
Richard was wide awake now and raced into the room to find James resting against pillows with a hand of cards which he was in the process of lowering to the table. Torri and Gavina were on either side of him, engaged in the same game.
K’Sandra stood just inside the door in her dragon form, scowling ferociously at the humans, who were doing their best to ignore her.
“Where’s K’Mala?” Richard demanded when he realised her bed was empty.
“Where do you think, hatchling?” K’Sandra shot back. “As if I would leave her injured now that she was home.”
The Hoard.
“Go, sir. We’re fine,” James said as if Richard needed his approval to do anything.
I’ll make sure they don’t go anywhere,” K’Sandra said, confirming she was indeed guarding them.
He looked at the trio of humans. “Play nice with the old reptile,” he said and ducked out of the room before K’Sandra could retaliate. He sent the elevator to the museum, then kicked off his shoes and stripped out of his clothes, shifting in his wings.
He then went over to the elevator shaft and dived into it, head first, knowing he would come through the opening at the bottom in an explosion of speed. The only way that would matter was if Kamala were in her dragon form across the opening. Then, it would be embarrassing as hell—like a Warner Brothers cartoon level of embarrassment.
As soon as he swept into the room, he swelled into his full form and landed with a thud on all four feet, roaring out his demand for his mate’s location. He was tired, he was cranky, and he didn’t have time for …
At the apex of the hoard sat a huge, woven nest, crafted with intense care.
Even in this form, he had to look up at the crest of it.
They’d gotten it finished.
He had been so determined to work on the tunnel from the other side, that he hadn’t realised K’Mala and K’Sandra had finished the nest.
What’s more, her massive red-scaled head rose from behind that wall of timber, staring down at him for daring to waken her.
His mate. Their nest. His hatchlings.
Richard both clambered over the relics and beat his wings in his haste to reach her. To see all of her, filling the space that in time would house their young. He climbed the wall and stared down at her, taking his fill of the sight.
And K’Mala looked up at him.
After a few seconds, she huffed a snort of grey smoke at him and beckoned him to join her with gentle movements of her head. And he climbed down, pausing with his front paws clinging to the edge of the nest while his hindquarters took most of the weight. He leaned in and rubbed the underside of his muzzle across hers, emitting a hum of contentment before he could help himself.
“You were gone a long time, R’Chard,” she scolded.
“I know, love. But I’m here now.”
K’Mala made room for him, and he curled himself around her protectively with his head hooked over her shoulder.
“I still can’t believe this is real,” he said, staring down at her bare belly that was still very flat, though he imagined what she’d look like closer to her due date. Swollen to the point he would have to rest along the edge of the nest for lack of room, or further down the hoard where he could protect them, just as nature intended.
“Neither can I,” she murmured sleepily. “But if it’s alright with you, can we christen the nest tomorrow? I’m tired.”
“Me too,” he admitted. As they settled down and sleep started to envelop them both, R’Chard nuzzled her neck and said, “Oh, and K’Mala?”
“Hmmm?” she asked.
“You’re still getting a hell of a spanking for not telling me about your peanut allergy.”
She opened one eye at him. “Promise?”
Not the reaction he was going for.
* * *

PART FIFTY-ONE

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2020.09.01 04:58 Cultural-Amphibian-1 Can someone pls help me?

I'm going to turn 18 in 2 months. I'm a Southeast Asian girl and here are some of the things that my parents do that makes me feel that they are being too strict and control freaks.
  1. I got my first phone in 8th grade. They had this special deal with the telecom company that allowed me to only receive calls. Basically I can receive calls but I can't call anyone. I don't have access to my WiFi connection and I can't give my phone numbers to my friends. I also don't have mobile data. My mom is in all my school grps even the unofficial ones and scolds me that I'm with the wrong crowd as they occasionally swear.
  2. My parents think that anything below 90% is an average score and I'm scolded if I get below that. Unfortunately the Indian education system doesn't give marks so freely and it is really hard to score above 90% in school assessments. I got 94.80% in my board examinations (It's like the main exam we need to give to get into colleges) and they were happy and proud ngl. They said they'll give me a nice phone only if I got 95% in boards and since I failed to do so I didn't get a new phone and continued to use that crappy phone till 11th grade.
  3. I'm not allowed to have social media accounts but my dad has a transferable a job and I want to be in touch with my friends. It is really awkward for me as well as my friends to chat on my mom's phone and she then goes through all my chats. I can't chat for more than 30 mins and I get the phone when she feels like. So frustrated I created an insta account secretly. she found out about it and till date I get reprimanded for that. I made that account in 8th and I'm in 12th now.
  4. Whenever I tell my mom that she is being too strict she tells me that I wouldn't have given you the phone otherwise. But what's the point of a phone that doesnt have internet access and I cant call someone through it.
  5. I love to cook and whenever I watch cooking videos on youtube, my mom scolds me by saying that I while away my time by watching nonsense videos and if I love to watch these videos so much, I should go to people's house and cook because that way at least I'll earn some money.
  6. She starts shouting and embarrassing me whenever I talk to someone for more that 10 mins. I guess I'm the most blessed person for the mute my call option or else I would have become a laughing stock in front of my friends.
  7. I'm not allowed to watch TV for more than 45 mins. I dont have freedom in that too. If I watch cartoon my dad will start saying you are such a kid and all that and if I watch movies he'll start saying that these are not age appropriate. So movies like baby's day out is inappropriate because the little baby squeezes the kidnapper's balls. Did I tell u I was gonna be 18 in 2 months? According to them the ideal thing to watch is news.
  8. I recently got the permission to use my own whatsapp and today she went through all my chats and took away my phone because I chated with a girl that she didn't like.
  9. I'm not allowed to go down everyday and when I'm its only for 30 mins.
  10. I'm not allowed for sleepovers and I cant really go to parties which are 2kms away from my house.
  11. I've never been to a school trip and money isn't the issue.
  12. They don't lemme wear shorts outside my house and any dress that is above knee length they dont prefer me wearing it.
  13. They constantly tell that my ass and thighs are huge and tell me that basically I'm fat. Just for ur information my waist size is 28 and I wear 'S' sized clothes.
  14. I cant wear earphones for too long.
  15. If I paint they start scolding me that I'm wasting too much time and I should study instead.
  16. I can't lock my room and if I stay in the washroom for more than 20 minutes my mom starts banging the door and threatens me that she is going to lock me from outside.
Ik they love me but I feel too claustrophobic and in this lock-down under their constant 24 hour surveillance I'm going crazy. If you agree they are too strict can you also please share some tips how I can convince them to be a bit more lenient? And if you guys think I'm being unreasonable please tell me how should I improve myself?
Thank you and have a good day.
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2020.08.31 20:17 JP_TransLaLa [a world without] - Chapters 1-2 (Prologue, Just One Girl)

a world without

Synopsis (spoilers)
Hitomi, a 17 year old exchange student, had just killed a mugger in a dark alley with a rusty steel pipe.
She was a beautiful nerd with zero martial arts skills, but the power of "Absolute Personal Defense" would do anything to keep her alive - even if it tore her untrained body apart. Now she was trapped in Washington D.C. as western society begins to completely collapse. It's the end of the modern world, but not from a nuclear bomb, biological attack, alien invasion, or even zombies. It had just taken a few words spoken by an angel.
An angel that had also killed the President of the United States on live television! Hitomi's first priority is to escape and survive, but her journey will take her across a post-apocalyptic Earth as she trains her body, becomes a soldier, a leader, and ultimately a master of the martial arts. It's a journey of seeking truth: why did she have this power? Was God's judgment real or an elaborate hoax? Why is she the only one with a special power? And why can't she die?
Chapter 1: Prologue
In the beginning, Gravity created the Heavens and the Earth. Neon Genesis 1:1 (Unified Standard Edition)
- - -
The President of the United States took to the podium in front of the assembled leaders of the nations of Earth. He was surrounded by foreign dignitaries, ambassadors, and representatives.
He wore the colors of his country: a red tie, a white shirt, and a dark blue suit. A small, golden pin - an American flag - adorned his lapel.
Proof of his patriotism.
After all, there were voters who believed if you didn't bother to affix a little flag pin to your clothing then you weren't as good a countryman as someone who did.
So, he wore it.
It's what the focus groups said to do. And his campaign managers paid so much money to them that they'd better be right. This manner of thinking dominated his life. He wanted to win, so if they said to do something, he did it.
And he won. QED: he kept doing whatever his loyal masses said he should do.
He didn't have to "believe" anything, really - there was no need for "truth" in his world.
As long as he kept doing what the loudest voices said to keep doing then he would keep winning.
He began his speech, congratulating himself and his nation for its many perceived accomplishments. The microphone clicked with an odd crackle: snap, ker-snap. He ignored it, powering through the low clicks and whistles, certain that trained technicians were already scrambling to fix the problem.
He spoke of the need for greater military spending, imploring his allies to buy his country's finest weapons so they could better defend themselves from the threats that lurked around every corner of the globe, reminding them that they were required to spend more of their GDP in chasing greater offensive capability.
The microphone hissed again; a crackling sound pervaded the hall. Why wasn't it fixed yet?
He complained about the great issues of the day and presented his solution: refugees and asylum seekers would have their families split up while their cases were processed. This would discourage the dishonest from trying to cross their borders illegally.
He quoted treaties, pointing out that what he was doing was legal under international law. He quoted the Holy Bible, speaking of Faith, Hope, and Love - wrapping his country's abhorrent actions in the soothing balm of its majority faith. It was tough love, he said, but somebody had to do it. The world must have agreed with him because no other country was making a serious effort to stop him.
Just as he was about to urge his allies to implement the same sort of plan a bright white light erupted throughout the room. The headpieces and earphones they were wearing exploded in a cacophony of squeals. There was no time to react - just a moment of pure, blinding light.
When the audience's vision returned they could still see a light, no longer filling the room, but shining from behind and above the stage.
And in that light, there was the visage of something, no, a someone.
The President looked down.
He looked down at the tip of a sword that had burst through his heart.
Flames curled along its edge, smoldering the white of his dress-shirt as he slid forward onto the podium and off the blade, crumpling to the floor.
Dead.
The President of the United States was dead.
There was... a sort of chorus, a sort of... music?
The shooting began.

Chapter 2: Just One Girl
Let us eat, drink, and party, for tomorrow we die. Heaven is closed for business. Neon Isaiah 22:13 (Unified Standard Edition)
- - -
Hitomi Hisakawa was snuggled nice and deep into the blankets atop her weird, western-style bed when she was awoken by the playful sound of young children stomping around and yelling downstairs. She hadn't really gotten used to her host family's home yet, even though she had been living with the Smith family for several months.
Mr. Smith and his wife Elizabeth were nice people, and Mr. Smith - call me Joe! - even spoke a little Japanese. Which was great because her English was far from fluent. The Smith's two kids, little Mary and her big brother Francis, thought she was super cool for being able to teach them another language and spent half their time with her pointing at stuff and asking her what the word was in Japanese.
"This is a pen!" she said, holding on up in front of them, and then said it in her own language.
Mr. Smith thought that one was especially funny for some reason, and one time tried to wiggle and waggle his eyeglasses at her while saying, "I'm a straaaaaaange foreigner!" like that old guy on from that old talk show host her dad used to watch on TV.
She politely smiled and giggled, hoping she wouldn't accidentally encourage his embarrassing attempts to "relate" to her and make it worse.
Well, he might be super awkward at times, but at least he wasn't a creep.
Mrs. Smith patted his head once and called him "adorkable."
She had been required to attend several hours of training on what to do about host family abuse. Like if someone tried to touch her inappropriately or to sneak a smartphone through the door into her shower or something gross like that. It turns out that non-Japanese phones didn't have that loud photo-taking "click-click" sound that the manufacturers in Japan put in theirs.
Hitomi was especially vigilant at school after gym class in the showers. Creeps could be girls too! And the shower stalls didn't have curtains!
But really all of the mandatory training boiled down to: get away from whatever's wrong, call this number (she had it on her Favorites dial list), and get in a cab that will pick you up and bring you to the embassy.
She was almost 11,000 kilometers from home and it was very reassuring to have a panic number she could call.
So far so good though!
She let out a big yawn and stretched her hands up, following her fingertips to look at the funny "popcorn" ceiling. It looked like someone had sprayed itty-bitty dots of foam on the ceiling and just rolled over it with some off-white paint in one big go.
Hitomi had touched it once, just to see what it felt like, by climbing up on the bed's headboard and standing on her tip-toes, braced against the wall with one hand and crumbling some pieces between her fingers with the other.
It felt like dehydrated cottage cheese. Blurgh.
"That's just the way the style was, back then," Mr. Smith had shrugged when she had later asked about it, vaguely waving his hand around their Colonial home just north of Washington D.C. in the state of Maryland.
Take a note: America was weird. For lots of reasons, and she liked it, but it was weird.
It had "states" instead of "provinces" or "prefectures" but they were almost like mini-countries. They even had different laws from each other, and a thing that was kosher in one state might get you arrested across the border of another.
She went to school in D.C. (which wasn't even a state at all!) but her host family lived a few miles north in a place called Chevy Chase. They were rich - even if they didn't say so. One time she had looked at a real estate website and saw that the plot of land they lived on was, just by itself, worth over 250,000,000 yen!
Hitomi pushed off the blankets and stood up in her nightie, padding over to a full-length mirror standing on top of a thick carpet. She plucked a brush off the shiny surface of a walnut dresser and started fixing the tangles in her hair.
Hmm. Was she pretty? She thought she was, although she was a little thin and didn't have much in the way of a butt. Living in America had made her more self-conscious, she knew, but she couldn't help but check herself over in the mirror. She tilted herself slightly, trying to see her profile from another angle, but the nightgown was too loose. She took it off and reflected on her body.
American boys seemed to like plumper derrieres the same way they liked bigger chests, and she wasn't particularly well gifted with either.
Well, that's fine. She didn't need an American boyfriend, she told herself.
Or a boyfriend at all.
OK, maybe she wanted a boyfriend.
Maybe she should lower her standards a little. Maybe she could settle... like, for a nerd.
They were everywhere and more than one had tried to hit on her.
Minako, the other exchange student from her class who was staying with another family nearby, had already snagged herself a hot-looking Junior year, which was the 3rd grade in American high school.
Chad was a sports jock and Hitomi couldn't believe he was going out with Minako instead of the bevy of beautiful girls who seemed to orbit him after his football games. He was an outside linebacker and one time she had watched him blitz the other team's quarterback so fast and so hard the other guy flew off his feet. After that his popularity with the ladies skyrocketed. He had his choice of every kind of girl: White, Black, Latina, rich, poor, slutty, shy - the local girl population was super diverse!
American high school football was crazy, but the boys were huge and muscled and - how would she put it - frankly outclassed the "herbivores" that had plagued class 2-B back home. That wasn't really fair to the boys in Japan, she knew, but she couldn't help herself. These football players literally gleamed in the stadium lights like action movie stars.
So yeah, Minako scored big.
Then again, Chad's interest in her was pretty understandable. Minako had huge boobs and bright purple highlights in her hair - she looked like a living anime girl. One of her American friends had told Hitomi that her fellow exchange student was getting a reputation for being "easy" and it had taken an embarrassing half English/half Japanese-with-a-dictionary conversation to explain what it meant to a scandalized Hitomi.
Not that Hitomi was a stranger to sex! She wasn't a prude. She was just... careful. Yeah, that's it, she told herself, she was a careful, considerate girl.
She had had a few dates back in Takasaki, and even kinda had a boyfriend. Kinda, sorta.
They broke up before she left.
Meh! It didn't matter anyways. Hitomi's family had told her they'd ship her straight home if she got caught doing anything close to what Minako had been up to. And wow. Minako loved to over-share.
Hitomi ate up the stories like a girl with a bowl of popcorn in her lap.
The Smiths were super nice but very straitlaced religious people: she would NEVER get away with the stuff Minako was. Especially sneaking a boy into her room at night.
Honestly? At 17 years old and operating under a very strict set of "foreign exchange student" rules just about the bravest thing Hitomi felt comfortable doing was wearing shiny black nylons under her skirt.
She liked to think she was a fashionable young woman and those black nylons really gave her a confidence boost.
Mrs. Smith had eyed them suspiciously the first time Hitomi had worn them under what must've been a slightly too short of a skirt, but chose not to say anything about it, instead choosing to compliment the barrettes in Hitomi's hair that looked like two flower petals.
Although, to be fair, Mrs. Smith was one of those women who were pretty but dressed so dowdily you'd never guess she was drop-dead gorgeous underneath. The same went for her husband Joe. He constantly had a tie and button-down shirt on. But Hitomi had seen them both at the public pool: they were super fit and classically good-looking.
They were almost so outwardly conservative and socially perfect that they seemed unnatural.
Actually, Hitomi had compared notes with Minako about their host families and gotten just the littlest bit jealous.
Minako's host mother was the exact opposite of Mrs. Smith, and had even taken Minako lingerie shopping for sexy bras!
Argh! Totally not fair.
Not that she would trade the Smiths for anyone. They had been the best host family she could've asked for.
But living away from home was hard.
Sometimes Hitomi wished she could just disappear into her laptop - maybe into one of the reverse harem games she loved so much. Oh well. At least the English education she was getting was super useful: the C and C++ programming languages were making a lot more sense to her now. She had mastered their keyword and syntax now and the documentation actually made sense!
Oh god. Wait.
Was SHE a nerd?
No, that couldn't be. She didn't have glasses! She was meticulous with her daily beauty routine! She even wore perfume and smelled nice, dammit!
She spun around in the mirror, flaring out her nightie. There! Look at that! Firm! Tone! She looked at her nails: perfectly trimmed and glossed pink!
Who cared if she loved computers? That didn't make her a-a-a nerd. She wasn't into One-Piece or Attack on Titan or any of those stupid cartoons.
No, no way! She had come to America because she had a dream!
Hitomi Hisakawa was going to be the greatest computer programmer the world had ever seen: the next Bill Gates, the future Steve Jobs - hey, where were all the famous female programmers?
She would be Ada Lovelace! The next Hamilton! She would send astronauts to Mars!
YEAH! She psyched herself up.
That's right, she was going to invent the Next. Big. Thing!
And she was going to land a great guy! With a strong chest, and kind eyes, and nice, straight, whitened teeth...
Whoooooo. OK.
Hitomi was awake for real now. She turned on her best, friendly, "I'm-smiling-all-the-time-like-an-American" smile so she'd be ready to face the world outside.
That's right! Show those teeth! She had her mouth open wide as attacked any rogue plaque on her teeth. Massage those cheeks, there we go, just a smidge of blush! She put away her compact makeup container.
She had her morning routine down pat. She could even face the oversized American toilet with no fear!
Back to the mirror, alright, anything left? Eyelashes! OK, smile again, testing, testing, 1-2-3...
This was the most important step of her morning. She'd been (lovingly?) teased by one of her Black friends about her previous "RBF" problem, which in English meant "Resting Bitch Face."
Apparently Diamond had thought Hitomi just had really long periods, and she'd had no idea about the misconception until one of her Korean-American classmates (there was SO many Korean girls in D.C.) straight up told her she constantly looked pissed off and the guys thought she wasn't interested in them.
Now she smiled a lot.
She left the bathroom behind and fished around in the closet (it was huge!) for a blouse and sweater combo to wear. Turtlenecks rocked. And they looked good on her with a skirt, which she tied around her waist after pulling up her leggings just as she heard twin footsteps pounding up the staircase.
"Hitomi!" (correct)
"Heetomi!" (almost)
The two kids burst through the door, pushing on each other comically, with Francis pulling back Mary and Mary trying to use her negligible weight to hold her big brother behind her.
"Come on!" the little girl said, "Urgh - stop it FRAN-CIEEE!" He didn't like it when she said his name like that. "Stop PUSHING! MOOOOMMMMMYY!"
"No, YOU stop! MOOMMMM! Mary is kicking me again!"
"I wanna tell her!"
"No! I'M gonna tell her!"
Hitomi, thankfully fully dressed, chided herself for forgetting to lock the door with that little button it had on the doorknob.
She knelt down to their eye level to ask them what they were talking about just as Mrs. Smith yelled up from downstairs: "Leave Hitomi alone, she's still sleeping!"
"No she's not!" retorted Mary.
"Breakfast is ready!" Francis said proudly, finally getting to say what he wanted to say, and sure enough she could smell the pungent scent of fried bacon from downstairs.
"OK, OK, thank youuuu," Hitomi managed to spin the kids around, herding them in front of her as she made her way downstairs to the kitchen table.
Breakfast with the Smiths was a unique, cultural adventure.
First off, and again, she double-checked with Minako that this wasn't entirely normal, their breakfast table and its associated meal-set looked exactly like commercials on TV.
Minako made her take a picture once and sent it out on Instagram captioned: "When Balanced Breakfast Attacks!"
The table looked as follows:
A plastic placemat for everyone (the little kids had a pink and a green one with cartoons drawn on them).
On which rested a porcelain plate, which today had: scrambled eggs (no cheese for her, please), two slices of bacon, a sausage (not fish, it was pork), and two slices of honey wheat toast with butter.
Next to it there was a bowl of Cheerios, which were little o-shaped rings of cardboard-like something-or-other that was swallowable if you dunked them in enough milk.
But wait, no! The milk was also available in a separate glass, which was next to yet ANOTHER glass of water.
Coffee was nowhere to be found: the Smith family abstained from coffee drinking and Hitomi felt it would be rude to ask them to make an exception for her.
But the weirdest thing of all? Besides the insanely high calorie, high fat breakfast smorgasbord?
They prayed at every meal.
Every. Meal.
The two little kids bowed their heads just as she sat down, and she awkwardly kept her head down too as Mr. Smith led the table in a short prayer thanking their "Heavenly Father" for all the "blessings" they had.
It was always so weird to her, but, again, she didn't want to be rude.
Hitomi tended to keep her eyes open during the prayers. Sometimes Francis or Mary would too and they'd wink (or try to wink, they weren't very good at winking) at her.
"Amen!" they all chorused at the end. Her too.
Then the whole family plus Hitomi clapped their hands and said "Itadakimasu!"
The Smiths loved saying the traditional pre-eating thing Japanese people did and thought it was so much fun that they could blend the two cultures/religions together like that.
She'd even gone to church with them a few times, although she had had a bad experience two weeks ago and wasn't very keen on going back. It was so embarrassing, and she had started crying, and had gone to hide in the parking lot until Sunday School was over.
Thankfully Mrs. Smith had been told something was wrong and had come to find her, and they sat in the car while she explained how the class had been talking about the "Law of Chastity" and how Hitomi had tried to explain that she had already had sex before when another girl told her she was breaking "Heavenly Father's Law" and she was suddenly the center of attention and incredibly... well, shamed, she guessed. She didn't think she should feel ashamed, but she did, and she didn't like it.
Minako would've just slapped her arm and flipped them the bird if she'd been there. Why couldn't she be more like Minako?
Heh. Maybe she should volunteer to bring Minako next time. No, wait, she'd prefer there not BE a next time.
Mrs. Smith had calmed her down and promised Hitomi that she didn't have to come with them to church at all anymore if she wasn't comfortable, and so now she had Sunday mornings free to herself.
All alone in her bedroom.
So, silver linings, right? Who needed a 3D boyfriend?
She had full access to the internet.
Hitomi finished up her meal, leaving behind the toast (so she could spend her carbs on treats later), and got ready to head out to school. There was an amazing guest lecture today hosted by the company behind the Q-Foam 256-qubit quantum computer, she couldn't miss it!
She waved goodbye and made her way out the door, making her way to the bus-stop.
Mormons, Hitomi had concluded, were nice.
Weird. But nice.
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2020.08.31 18:02 WeirdMeptune Feeling like making an actual game, need help...

This AU is one of the best Undertale AUs ever with its basic idea.
However, there is a lack of an agreed upon story and constant cast. And this AU is a bit dated [ just a bit tho ], with people like Maz, CypherDen, Elie Cartoons, Rushlight Invader, Infamous Swoosh etc being not included
So, I really want to start to making everything consistent...
I found a good list to start with on https://undertale-au-soundtrack.fandom.com/wiki/Painted_Plummet but i really want to constitute some characters or add new ones.
and i need some opinion on this story :-
There were 2 types of Youtubers in the beginning : The animators and the gamers
They used to live in harmony together. However slowly after generations of internet, the two [ once friendly ] groups began to grow a distrust between each other.
Eventually leading to the Great Algorithm War of 2009 [ need a better year], which involved them fighting against each other for views. Sadly , the animation companies and [thus Algorithm] unanimously agreed to support the gamers in order to drive off competition.
The Animators lost, they were demonetized and their social presence disappeared [ it is said ].However, their work was archived.
They were banished to the -------- [ need an alternate name for underground ] and became trapped by the ------- [another name for barrier ] created by the drama side of youtube [ Right Opinion, CGNC etc ]
The only way of escaping being to harness the power of one soul for each main sector of youtube [ gaming, vlogs, drama, educatonal, music , YTP [ or animal vids], and AI ].After years, the king [ OneyNG ] was able to collect the souls of the first six, last left being AI/bot.
In present, AI Kizuna [ after chatting with her friends ] decides to climb the -------[srsly need a name] just to view the sights. She tripped and fell down into the ---------- [ i really need help ]
It would be cool if we could get Quaza and [RP]Retribution's input on this...
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2020.08.31 14:10 semiurge D100 Answers to the Question: What’s In This Dude’s Car/Couch/Carrying Case? Or: Some Minor Modern Fantasy Loot

If you don't have a d100 on hand the mosey on down to this here link to my blog: https://archonsmarchon.blogspot.com/2020/08/d100-answers-to-question-whats-in-this.html. Just press the button and it'll give you a random result from the table.
D100 Minor Modern Fantasy Loot
1 Three tea bags, tied by the tag-strings. When steeped in water they’ll converts that it into blood, which if tested will be an exact match to that of Henrietta Lacks.
2 A list of names and dates. Half the names and dates have been crossed out. The names that haven’t been crossed out are next to dates that have yet to come. All the crossed out names belong to people who’ve disappeared, or died in accidents.
3 A scorched gas mask. Wearing it makes everything around you look, sound, and smell like it’s on fire.
4 A dull trench knife. The blade and knuckle duster are plated with silver.
5 A plastic lighter stamped with the image of a cartoon character that nobody recognizes.
6 A ceramic mug, crusted on the inside with sewage.
7 Plastic ziplock bag full of red-tinted mushrooms. Very toxic.
8 Ramshackle pipegun. Unloaded.
9 Bundle of copper wiring, elegantly verdigrised.
10 A gold coin. The printing on it has been rubbed to the point of illegibility.
11 Chicken wingbones, bits of rotten flesh and barbecue sauce still clung on. Tied with long blonde hairs to make a little ornament.
12 Incandescent lightbulb, midges swarming within the glass. If it’s cracked open the swarm sublimates into the air. If the bulb’s screwed in then biting insects of all sorts will be called to where its light shines.
13 Dented bell. Makes a noise you hear with your teeth instead of your ears when rung.
14 Wad of small denomination cash from three continents.
15 Glass eye with an iris colour that doesn’t occur naturally. Rolls to turn towards the sun.
16 Two plastic dolls, melted lip-to-lip.
17 An unpinned dud grenade.
18 Someone’s pet snake that’s choked to death on a pincushion.
19 Hypodermic needle filled with hydrochloric acid.
20 Whole fingernails.
21 Deformed human fetus in a jar of formaldehyde.
22 Origami swan folded from a Hustler page.
23 Rat-king caught in an eight-ended mousetrap.
24 Tarot deck with the faces of contemporary politicians glued over those of the characters.
25 Vanity press-published book on the lingering sentience of oil and natural gas from the living things they came from.
26 An antique fountain pen. Holding it in your hand while you sleep will cause you to unconsciously scribble vague hints of the future couched in self-help jargon.
27 A plastic whistle that makes a sound indistinguishable from that of a child screaming when blown.
28 A valuable limited edition comic book wrapped in cellophane.
29 A bottle of eyedrops which causes those who use it to see others as deformed in such a way as to reflect their deepest guilt or shame.
30 An IV bag and tube filled with viscous greenish fluid. If you inject the stuff into your body, you’ll heal quickly while someone you know sickens at the same rate.
31 An encyclopedically organized collection of low-definition snuff films burned onto a CD.
32 A tourist’s phrasebook for an inhuman language.
33 The deed to an infamously haunted house.
34 A bottle of preternaturally slippery lube.
35 A fish-leather holster. The possessor of the holster can summon a gun that’s held in it to their hand, no matter where the holster is.
36 A hundred-pound dumbbell that’s light as a feather for the one holding it but just as massive for everything else.
37 A ring of 1d6+1 car keys. They’ll open and start any car they’re used with, but after an hour the car breaks down irreparably.
38 An MP3 player loaded with recordings of exorcisms.
39 A crack pipe containing crystals of a knock-off philosopher’s stone. Will transmute your lungs to lead if you inhale the smoke.
40 A spraypaint can containing an animate blob of poisonous paintslime.
41 A piece from a fossilized skull, apparently human.
42 A GPS unit. Anyone using the unit becomes lost, but also loses anyone following them.
43 A scrap of paper on which is written the URL of a cooking channel that covers all the ways to cook human meat. This channel is unlisted on all search engines.
44 A bubbly bottle of beer, opening it creates a 10x10x10 clump of carbonation.
45 A ‘zine of revolutionary agitations. Contains details of local government buildings’ layout, guard patrols, and suchlike.
46 A latex Halloween mask that depicts a deformed cannibal. The mask appears to be its wearer’s real face, and lets them make bite attacks.
47 A yellow-and-black painted nailgun. It disables the alarms of any buildings its nails are shot into. Contains 1d10 nails. Can’t be reloaded.
48 An archaic handheld videogame system with a cartridge stuck in it by melted plastic. Dying in the game causes all data on the last digital device the player interacted with to be deleted (not including the videogame).
49 Animal feed which is irresistible to any domesticated animal. Eating it infects the animal with rabies.
50 A flashlight. If the loss of an item in the flashlight’s light would cause a significant emotional impact on its owner, that item flashes like a safety reflector.
51 A toaster. Every piece of toast toasted with the toaster looks like Jesus.
52 A plastic baggie full of cocaine. The third dose taken from the baggie is a guaranteed overdose for the one taking it.
53 A dog collar bearing a tag with the name “Fido” on it. Anyone wearing the collar must obey classic dog commands such as “sit”, “roll over”, or “fetch” given to them.
54 A prototype bottle of a cleaning solution that never reached the market. Melts flesh and bone like acid.
55 A length of piano wire twisted into an infinity sign. If you strangle anyone with the noose their death will be officially ruled a suicide.
56 A TV remote that works with any TV it’s pointed at. It seems to set the channel to a viewpoint of one of the nine layers of hell from Dante’s Inferno.
57 A laser pointer that calls feral cats to attack whatever it’s pointed at.
58 Something like a silent airhorn with four horns. When placed on the premises of a property and its button depressed it will over the course of a week attract a riot to trash that property through subliminal sounds.
59 A small stone statue of a snake coiled around a bowl. When someone’s blood, sweat, or tears are put in the bowl, any negative social media posts/videos/etc. they’ve made are brought into the public consciousness.
60 A scalpel. Anyone cut by the scalpel becomes more conventionally attractive in a way that suggests they’ve had significant cosmetic surgery done.
61 A can of black spray paint. When sprayed on a wall, floor, or ceiling it creates a hole to the other side for ten minutes. The can contains 1d6 uses.
62 A lion plushie with a tag stating that it’s from the Cincinnati zoo. The lion will adopt any room it’s in as its territory and rip out the Achilles’ tendon of anyone in its territory, but it deanimates if someone can see it.
63 A bur-like bulb. When stuck on someone’s possession it prevents them from communicating electronically for 1d6 days. Phonecalls fail, social media accounts are suspended, and so on.
64 A bullet that shifts its shape to fit any gun. Someone shot by the bullet will find healthcare to be unavailable to them, either by pricing or inconvenient timing.
65 A taxi voucher. When waved it will summon a taxi, which will take you wherever you’d like to go. It’s only a one-way trip though.
66 A doorbell seemingly torn out of a wall, with wires dangling from its back. When held against a mundane door and pressed that door will open and the doorbell will loudly ring.
67 An orange pin bearing the slogan “God bless President Thurmond”.
68 A crumpled fedora. Anyone wearing the fedora feels increasing self-confidence, while perceiving everyone else to be increasingly ugly.
69 A child’s crayon drawing of police beating protestors. Tearing the drawing summons 1d6 riot police phantoms that assault the person in the area that most looks like a troublemaker for a 10-minute turn.
70 An HDD containing 333 episodes of a podcast that is not documented anywhere else. The podcast covers the Great Emu War in exhausting detail, and unintentionally documents the hosts’ mental degradation and eventual suicide pact.
71 A deodorant stick that totally removes the smell of whatever it’s rubbed on.
72 A USB stick containing hundreds of videos of softcore videos. None of the performers have faces.
73 A silver watch from an expensive brand. Each day it switches to the time that a historic disaster occurred.
74 A Ken doll with photorealistically modelled male genitals.
75 A snowglobe that depicts the area it’s in with little plastic models.
76 A pair of cracked sunglasses. Anyone looking through them sees the sun as a glaring, bloodshot eye, and people who wish them harm as bathed in a blood-red beam of light.
77 A multi-purpose charger with a barbed plug. The plug can be stabbed into living things to drain their blood and convert it into electricity.
78 A printout of a Wikipedia page for a compound that shouldn’t be chemically possible. The steps to synthesizing it are listed in unsettling detail. The page has been deleted since the thing was printed, with no reason given.
79 A debit card printed on black glass. Can be used for expenditures of up to $1,000.00 USD (or the local equivalent), shaving a year off your lifespan each time it’s used.
80 Bath salts.
81 Eye of newt and tongue of bat, powdered and put in pills.
82 A tub of biohazardous material from the nearest hospital.
83 A detective’s badge, polished to a mirror-like sheen.
84 A pair of dentures with golden teeth.
85 A roach motel. Corpses it’s near shrink until they can fit into the thing.
86 A blood spattered revolver with all but one chamber of the cylinder caulked closed.
87 A scratched and dented flip phone. All the contacts listed are named after demons of the Ars Goetia. If called, each of them responds with a voicemail recording in gibberish Latin.
88 Map of the region with various locations circled, and many of the circles crossed out. At the top is written: “Where did they bury it?”.
89 A VCR of an indie creature feature horror movie. The effects are startlingly realistic. An internet search for the movie only finds that its makers reportedly ran out of funds before they could publish it.
90 A leather wallet. You can make out the shape of a nostril and a mole on it.
91 A ticket to the show of a band who died in a plane crash years ago, scheduled for tonight.
92 A crocodile skin belt tied into a noose. Four notches are tallied along its side.
93 A razor blade that’s been melted into the handle of a toothbrush to make a shiv. Anyone looking for a weapon won’t be able to find it on you.
94 A package of fruit-flavoured gummy snacks shaped like the faces of everyone who’s ever hurt you. You hear their cries as you chew them.
95 A clipped-together stack of polaroid photos showing someone having one of their kidneys surgically removed. They seem ecstatic through the whole sequence.
96 A travel-size bottle of tequila. At the bottom drifts a little worm with the face of a mustachio’d man.
97 A poorly-made fake dollar bill which doubles itself each night. Each double will also double itself. Each doubled dollar will return to your person, or the closest available space, each night. If you die, the doubled dollars will disappear. They will also disappear if the original dollar is gifted or stolen. These three methods are also the only way to get rid of the original dollar.
98 An impressively well-made fake passport. Its picture will show your face.
99 A receipt for several pounds of veal liver, two stainless steel knives, and the regrets of a blind man.
100 Dog-eared paperback copy of a popular fantasy novel. Heavily annotated with interpretations of messages the note-taker believes the authour is trying to send them.
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2020.08.30 19:03 anonsecopsa310 A Bit About Me

Disclaimers

Without further ado, per subject...

Physical

Relational/ Mental

Self-Identity Elements

Interests/ Hobbies

Fun Random Facts

Who I'm Not Into

As mentioned above, I'm open-minded... But we all have our preferences. Generally-speaking, if a "more than 'just friends'" relationship is desired, please note that I am not compatible with those who are one or more of the following (no offense intended to those who are)...

How To Best Connect

DM me here (= Red Lette Inbox) with your Wickr Me ID, as I trust it over Reddit DM/Chat and/or the more popular IM/ Chat tools for sake of at-length personal conversations. For best results, leave your Wickr up & logged in at least until you get confirmation that I've added you to my Contacts list. (I'll "ping" you immediately thereafter.)

If You Choose To Not Connect

Best of Success with your own search! :-)
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2020.08.30 07:08 Cultural-Amphibian-1 How do I deal with my parents?

I'm going to turn 18 in 2 months. I'm a Southeast Asian girl and here are some of the things that my parents do that makes me feel that they are being too strict and control freaks.
  1. I got my first phone in 8th grade. They had this special deal with the telecom company that allowed me to only receive calls. Basically I can receive calls but I can't call anyone. I don't have access to my WiFi connection and I can't give my phone numbers to my friends. I also don't have mobile data. My mom is in all my school grps even the unofficial ones and scolds me that I'm with the wrong crowd as they occasionally swear.
  2. My parents think that anything below 90% is an average score and I'm scolded if I get below that. Unfortunately the Indian education system doesn't give marks so freely and it is really hard to score above 90% in school assessments. I got 94.80% in my board examinations (It's like the main exam we need to give to get into colleges) and they were happy and proud ngl. They said they'll give me a nice phone only if I got 95% in boards and since I failed to do so I didn't get a new phone and continued to use that crappy phone till 11th grade.
  3. I'm not allowed to have social media accounts but my dad has a transferable a job and I want to be in touch with my friends. It is really awkward for me as well as my friends to chat on my mom's phone and she then goes through all my chats. I can't chat for more than 30 mins and I get the phone when she feels like. So frustrated I created an insta account secretly. she found out about it and till date I get reprimanded for that. I made that account in 8th and I'm in 12th now.
  4. Whenever I tell my mom that she is being too strict she tells me that I wouldn't have given you the phone otherwise. But what's the point of a phone that doesnt have internet access and I cant call someone through it.
  5. I love to cook and whenever I watch cooking videos on youtube, my mom scolds me by saying that I while away my time by watching nonsense videos and if I love to watch these videos so much, I should go to people's house and cook because that way at least I'll earn some money.
  6. She starts shouting and embarrassing me whenever I talk to someone for more that 10 mins. I guess I'm the most blessed person for the mute my call option or else I would have become a laughing stock in front of my friends.
  7. I'm not allowed to watch TV for more than 45 mins. I dont have freedom in that too. If I watch cartoon my dad will start saying you are such a kid and all that and if I watch movies he'll start saying that these are not age appropriate. So movies like baby's day out is inappropriate because the little baby squeezes the kidnapper's balls. Did I tell u I was gonna be 18 in 2 months? According to them the ideal thing to watch is news.
  8. I recently got the permission to use my own whatsapp and today she went through all my chats and took away my phone because I chated with a girl that she didn't like.
  9. I'm not allowed to go down everyday and when I'm its only for 30 mins.
  10. I'm not allowed for sleepovers and I cant really go to parties which are 2kms away from my house.
  11. I've never been to a school trip and money isn't the issue.
  12. They don't lemme wear shorts outside my house and any dress that is above knee length they dont prefer me wearing it.
  13. They constantly tell that my ass and thighs are huge and tell me that basically I'm fat. Just for ur information my waist size is 28 and I wear 'S' sized clothes.
  14. I cant wear earphones for too long.
  15. If I paint they start scolding me that I'm wasting too much time and I should study instead.
  16. I can't lock my room and if I stay in the washroom for more than 20 minutes my mom starts banging the door and threatens me that she is going to lock me from outside.
Ik they love me but I feel too claustrophobic and in this lock-down under their constant 24 hour surveillance I'm going crazy. If you agree they are too strict can you also please share some tips how I can convince them to be a bit more lenient? And if you guys think I'm being unreasonable please tell me how should I improve myself?
Thank you and have a good day.
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2020.08.30 06:30 captainjjb84 5 Things No Star Wars Fan Will Admit (That Are Totally True)

Is that too clickbaity of a title? Oh well, time for another post.
  1. George Lucas really doesn't care
I find it funny whenever someone tries to use a remark of his of any of the new films as a way to say "Well GL hates it, so therefore it must be crap." Because I guess we are still doing the whole "appeal to authority thing." Lord knows I'm guilty of it.
I'd imagine Lucas's view of the new Star Wars movies is similar to the way he sees the EU (Legends) he just doesn't care. He had nothing to do with it so why should he bother. Same thing goes for anyone who's ever worked fo with him.
*PssT* don't tell fans that the only Star Wars films Lucas actually enjoys are the PT. The Making of Star Wars books (Which are very good if quite expensive) talks at length how much Lucas "hated" making the OT and how they don't reflect his full vision. Hence why he kept making dumb changes to them.
It's why watching the PT can sometimes be a bit fascinating, because they can be summarized as "Star Wars: The Directors cuts." It's not surprising that the PT resemble early drafts of the OT.
One could certainly make an argument about how him being creator makes his view a bit more weighty.... but he kinda shit the bed when he made the PT and still acts as if it's "me against the world and that no one's ever liked any of his movies" or some crap like that. Or that one quote "Film Critics are Cinematically illiterate," or whatever it was he said. Ever notice how you only ever hear someone say this when their films are being panned?
Imagine if we used Lucas's opinions on other things as well. "No guys, Family Guy is totally the best comedy series! George Lucas loves it and that's all we need to know!"
  1. The Prequels were (and still are) looked down upon
How quickly fans forget the "shit storm" that was the release of the PT films. Oh there was hype and whatnot but man, it was news worthy how awful it was. You had every late night host, comedian, politician and sitcom episode making fun of them. And it didn't just end after ROTS came out either. it went on for years and years, by the time RLM came around to do their reviews it was universally accepted that these films were nothing but a turd sandwich while being mostly technically impressive (they aged like milk left out on the counter overnight).
What's funny is that RLM didn't really say anything "new" with regards to criticism, they simply presented it in a way that hadn't been done before. Hell, they aren't even the best reviews of the films... Confused Matthew takes that cake, and did it about 2 years before they did (nor have they aged horribly due to super dated crap like locking a woman in the basement.... because that's..... funny right?).
Hell, I was doing some research the other week trying to find shows that reference the PT being bad. There's a lot..... and they didn't just start and stop at the same time either.
To Quote Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) out of all people. In 2010/11 he published a video talking about the 11 films he'd never review, at the top, surprise surprise, The Phantom Menace. Why? As he said "There isn't a single thing I can say about it that hasn't been said a thousand times over (something like that)."
And that's just the internet side of things, try speaking to actual film critics, film scholars, university/ college profs, they don't have anything nice to say about them then or now. My documentary prof in 2016 talked at length how much TPM crushed him when it was released. He wasn't too big on TFA but it didn't crush him the way TPM did.
It was seen as a giant embarrassment for Lucas and Star Wars as a whole. Here's this director, who single handed changed cinema forever with one movie making a complete fool of both himself and his creation.
Oh sure there were people who enjoyed them... but it was like saying "I enjoyed Scrubs Season 9," or "Batman V. Superman is great," or "The ending of How I Met Your Mother was perfect." Things, I've heard people say but were usually given this weird look by doing so.
(And No, don't take this to say you can't enjoy them or anything of the sort. By all means go crazy.)
  1. The Last Jedi is Great
Always has been.
Indiewire placed TLJ in the top 100 films of the decade at 74 (rather Impressive as there were only about 7/8 blockbuster films on the list). They wrote "Forty years after the original, the saga grew up — and some of its fans couldn’t handle it."
Not much more to say after that. Though in some ways it kinda bums me out how Disney/Lucasfilm might have just hit their peek 3 movies in.
  1. Star Wars can Never be Ruined or Killed
It really can't.
You'd think after 40+ years of movies/ cartoons/ comics/ books/ video games/stickers something would have caused it's popularity to wane... but it never happened. If Star Wars can survive everything that happened during the PT it can survive anything after that.
Hell its already survived TROS's petty reception pretty much overnight.
Firgg it survived the Holiday Special which at one point occupied 50% of all Star Wars films....
It's funny seeing people say "Star Wars is dead/ dying." You know what you would hear is Star Wars was truly dead? Nothing at all. No comments, no remarks, no people talking about Holdo having purple hair.
  1. Star Wars is for Kids
As Freddie Prinze Jr. once said, "The first three were kids, the next three were for different fucking kids." Star Wars is for kids. You as an "adult" like it because it's rich in story and character. That's not to say you aren't allowed to criticize it, go right ahead, I do it too.
Patrick H. Willems once said "This is a movie about Space Wizards intended for Children." It's funny to see how some have interpreted that to mean "It's a movie for kids therefore you can't criticize." Which isn't the meaning at all. His whole point was, and he has said this, "You can criticize all you want but going on and on about it day in and day out is not worth it."
Just because something is for kids doesn't mean its an excuse to be bad. I get sick and tired of hearing that as excuse for anything. Movies/ games/ books/ etc. Just because your audience is kids doesn't mean you can cut corners or act like no one cares.
Robot Chicken weirdly understood this to a tee (also Vader calling the Emperor on the phone to tell him the Death Star blew up is Canon to me damnit. You will never get a moment as humorous or relatable like that ever again).
I think that covers it. Anything I missed?
Also don't watch Tenet. Not worth the risk.
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2020.08.29 21:06 Cultural-Amphibian-1 Are my parents too strict or am I being unreasonable?

I'm going to turn 18 in 2 months. I'm a Southeast Asian girl and here are some of the things that my parents do that makes me feel that they are being too strict and control freaks.
  1. I got my first phone in 8th grade. They had this special deal with the telecom company that allowed me to only receive calls. Basically I can receive calls but I can't call anyone. I don't have access to my WiFi connection and I can't give my phone numbers to my friends. I also don't have mobile data. My mom is in all my school grps even the unofficial ones and scolds me that I'm with the wrong crowd as they occasionally swear.
  2. My parents think that anything below 90% is an average score and I'm scolded if I get below that. Unfortunately the Indian education system doesn't give marks so freely and it is really hard to score above 90% in school assessments. I got 94.80% in my board examinations (It's like the main exam we need to give to get into colleges) and they were happy and proud ngl. They said they'll give me a nice phone only if I got 95% in boards and since I failed to do so I didn't get a new phone and continued to use that crappy phone till 11th grade.
  3. I'm not allowed to have social media accounts but my dad has a transferable a job and I want to be in touch with my friends. It is really awkward for me as well as my friends to chat on my mom's phone and she then goes through all my chats. I can't chat for more than 30 mins and I get the phone when she feels like. So frustrated I created an insta account secretly. she found out about it and till date I get reprimanded for that. I made that account in 8th and I'm in 12th now.
  4. Whenever I tell my mom that she is being too strict she tells me that I wouldn't have given you the phone otherwise. But what's the point of a phone that doesnt have internet access and I cant call someone through it.
  5. I love to cook and whenever I watch cooking videos on youtube, my mom scolds me by saying that I while away my time by watching nonsense videos and if I love to watch these videos so much, I should go to people's house and cook because that way at least I'll earn some money.
  6. She starts shouting and embarrassing me whenever I talk to someone for more that 10 mins. I guess I'm the most blessed person for the mute my call option or else I would have become a laughing stock in front of my friends.
  7. I'm not allowed to watch TV for more than 45 mins. I dont have freedom in that too. If I watch cartoon my dad will start saying you are such a kid and all that and if I watch movies he'll start saying that these are not age appropriate. So movies like baby's day out is inappropriate because the little baby squeezes the kidnapper's balls. Did I tell u I was gonna be 18 in 2 months? According to them the ideal thing to watch is news.
  8. I recently got the permission to use my own whatsapp and today she went through all my chats and took away my phone because I chated with a girl that she didn't like.
  9. I'm not allowed to go down everyday and when I'm its only for 30 mins.
  10. I'm not allowed for sleepovers and I cant really go to parties which are 2kms away from my house.
  11. I've never been to a school trip and money isn't the issue.
  12. They don't lemme wear shorts outside my house and any dress that is above knee length they dont prefer me wearing it.
  13. They constantly tell that my ass and thighs are huge and tell me that basically I'm fat. Just for ur information my waist size is 28 and I wear 'S' sized clothes.
  14. I cant wear earphones for too long.
  15. If I paint they start scolding me that I'm wasting too much time and I should study instead.
  16. I can't lock my room and if I stay in the washroom for more than 20 minutes my mom starts banging the door and threatens me that she is going to lock me from outside.
Ik they love me but I feel too claustrophobic and in this lock-down under their constant 24 hour surveillance I'm going crazy. If you agree they are too strict can you also please share some tips how I can convince them to be a bit more lenient? And if you guys think I'm being unreasonable please tell me how should I improve myself?
Thank you and have a good day.
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2020.08.27 05:33 jeanclaude-reuille TIPS FOR AIRLINE TRAVEL

TIPS FOR AIRLINE TRAVEL
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Traveling across the globe is a worthwhile experience but also a taxing task that can undermine one’s energy levels. No matter how excited you are for your upcoming journey, the thought of preparing yourself for the journey induces stress. Starting from booking, packing based on airline’s policy to clearing the formalities at the airport, everything results in an exhausting experience.
If you are experienced or a first-time flyer, travel is stressful for everyone. Jet Lag can put a damper on your vacation as it causes fatigue, dehydration and headache so one needs to take precautions to reduce its effects. This is just a small part of airline travel.
Flying needs a little preparation so that you can have fun at the airport and relax the moment you leave your home. The good news is that here you will find some great tips for the airline travel that will prepare you for the unexpected.
Here are some tips that will help you through everything that lies after the moment you book a flight reservation:
Booking Flights
When you zero in on the destination and plan to travel by air, the next step is to book your flights. We recommend booking early for better deals. If you book a few months in advance, then you will get a cheap deal. While booking try to be flexible about the dates If possible. Compare the prices on different travel portals as airfare is the largest expense of your trip. If you travel in a peak season, then booking early will ensure a seat as most of the time flights are overbooked. Booking at the last minute will lead to higher prices.
Book a connecting flight if you are not in a hurry to reach your destination. It is cheaper as compared to a non-stop flight. You can narrow down your search through the search filters on the website by choosing the same. Flying mixed carriers will also save you some bucks.
If you are a frequent flyer, then you can redeem your miles or use a combination of cash and miles when booking expensive flights. You can always check with the airline representative over the call as to how many miles you have and booking procedure through miles. Paying through credit cards is sometimes beneficial as you may get credit card travel points.
Be careful about the name while booking
The name on the ticket should match the name as on the ID card as the mismatch may create a problem at the airport security check. If your name has a middle name and it is mentioned on the passport/ID card then, mention the middle name as well during booking. Some people in the UK book with their nicknames. Once the ticket is issued, you need to contact the airline and highlight the same. At times they change it keeping in mind the standard policy but most of the time a name change is not allowed once the ticket is issued.
Foreign documents
In some countries, like India, China or Kenya, have a provision for visa for entry but South Africa does not allow to enter unless the passport has two blank unstamped pages. We suggest you research about the requirements before you book your flights. For the US, you can visit https://travel.state.gov/content/travel.html.
Baggage Allowance
Carry-ons have a fixed dimension, the information of which could be found on the airline website or can be checked by contacting the Airline customer care. Make sure your baggage fits within the dimensions specified by the carrier. If you are a newbie, you must go through the baggage allowance. Understand the difference between the cabin and checked baggage. Cabin baggage is the one that you can carry along with you in the cabin. The dimensions of this are also specified on the website. Checked baggage is the one that you handover to the airline for transportation in the hold of an aircraft and collect it when you reach the destination.
Packing Tips
Start packing ahead of time to avoid the last-minute hassle. There are certain restrictions involved when you are traveling by air. You cannot keep sharp or pointy objects like scissors, screwdrivers in your handbag. We suggest you wrap in a cloth and carry in checked baggage. Contact customer care for an update of the policy. Sometimes they are not allowed at all and maybe thrown away at the airport. You are not allowed to carry any inflammable liquids with you.
Your medicines should always be packed in cabin baggage. Your chargers and prescriptions if any should also be in cabin baggage. Batteries/lithium icon cells for portable electronic devices should always be removed and kept in checked baggage. Protect the batteries individually to prevent short circuits.
Carrying liquids also comes with restrictions. You need to carry them in checked baggage and secondary, you can carry limited quantity. For the US and UK, rules are different. Read the restrictions on the carrier’s website. We recommend you carry sample-sized travel packs for carrying your body lotions and cream. Perfume also needs to be in the checked baggage. Instead of carrying the whole perfume bottle, use a refillable fragrance atomizer that is quite compact to carry. Place all the liquids in a separate and clear bag to avoid any hassles during the security check at the airport.
Carry your accessories in a separate pouch and you can keep that in carry-on baggage. It is advisable to carry a scarf as you may feel cold in the plane as sometimes the temperature is not comfortable.
The baggage has weight restrictions as well. The same information is there on the baggage tab of airline websites. When you are done packing, always weigh the suitcases and bags.
Prepare your paperwork ahead of time
There are a lot of uncertainties while traveling. In case of unforeseen situations, travel insurance can help you to cover the loss and also makes you safe against travel-related emergencies. Invest in travel insurance.
Make copies of important travel documents. If you lose the document, then at least you have a copy to prove your identity wherever required. So we advise that you keep the document in one bag and keep the photocopy in another bag. We suggest you save them online and print multiple copies and keep them in separate bags. Digital copies are the best way of saving yourself from any trouble.
Most airlines nowadays issue e-tickets that you can download on your smartphone/tablet. A confirmation is also sent through the mail by the airline. You can show the same to the airport staff.
Packing snacks
You can only carry dry snacks in the cabin baggage. At the airport, the food available is quite expensive and in-flight also whatever you will buy, may not be filling and taste will not be as expected. So we suggest, you carry some snacks with you like cookies, sandwiches, chocolates, pies, brownies, etc.
If you have a baby, then carry baby food in a separate bag. Carry milk powder and warm water for a safer side.
Check-In Online
If you check-in online, it saves a lot of time at the airport. If you do not have checked baggage and just a carry-on/hand baggage, then this is the best option for you. Most of the airlines have a luggage drop off only for those who have checked in online.
Some airlines offer free seating within 24 hours before departure. In those cases, you can check online, select your seat and download the boarding pass. Most of the airlines have paid seating now until and unless you are a frequent flyer member of the airline or travel in business class.
Arrive early at the airport
If you are traveling for the first time, then it is a must for you as you are not so aware of the check-in at airport counters. Leave your place early as sometimes, you may get late due to traffic on the way. So it is better to report to the airport 3 hours before departure. The boarding gate also closes around 30 minutes prior departure time. So it is good to check-in early and relax for the boarding to start.
Security Check
Keep all your documents like passport/ID Card, print out of boarding pass handy at airport entrance in a small bag or you can also use a passport cover for the same. The security has increased nowadays and we suggest men to not wear a belt as that is also been requested to remove at the time of frisking. A pro tip is to keep your electronics charged as at some airports, the security measures state that you need to switch your laptop on. If it does not switch on, there will be a problem in getting a security clearance.
Lounges
The lounge access is free for the card members/ frequent flyers eligible for lounge access. Some may have an entrance fee. Every airline has a policy of its own. So do inquire from the customer care of the airline. We suggest you use the airport lounge during a long layover.
Beware of public Wi-Fi
Do not let yourself be lured by free Wi-Fi access at airport/lounge. When you use it, your valuable information may get stolen by hackers like credit card details or any other data of significance like bank details. If you need internet access at all, then you can set up a virtual private network (VPN) that will allow using the internet securely. Alternatively, you can also get a portable router to set up your own Wi-Fi hotspot. You may require a local SIM card that you can purchase at any electronic store/airport kiosk.
Airport Monitors
Check the airport monitors for flight information for up-to-date information. Double-check your boarding gate before you proceed with your trolley.
Download movies/music
Entertainment is a must when you wait to board your flight. Load your phone with movies and favorite playlist so that you can enjoy it anytime, like in-flight entertainment. For book lovers, you can enjoy reading on your Kindle.
Trackable luggage tags
Always keep the baggage tags attached on your boarding pass intact till you collect your luggage from the conveyor belt. Though baggage rarely gets misplaced. Then you will endless discussions with airlines asking for your baggage. We recommend you to register your trackable luggage tag’s serial number online that ensures extra security.
Luggage HuggeHandle Wrap
While traveling we notice so many similar suitcases be the make or the color. If you use luggage huggehandle wrap, then you will spot it easily on the conveyor belt as it will stand out and will not get mixed.
Travel Pillow & Eye Mask
During your flight journey, your co-passenger may not want to roll down the windows and you want to take a power nap. We suggest you carry an eye mask and a travel pillow so that the light is blocked and you feel comfortable sleeping with your cushioned pillow.
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Carry noise-cancelling headphones so that you are not disturbed by the ambient noise. We recommend a wireless headphone so that wires do not get tangled.
Wear comfortable footwear
It is always better to wear sturdy shoes during travel so that you can walk comfortably with baggage. Avoid wearing flip flops on the plane.
Choice of Seat
If you are getting the option of choosing your seat then, avoid a seat near the toilet as you may be disturbed by the frequent movement of people. Try to book an aisle seat and a seat with more legroom space. The legroom space ones are usually towards the front of the cabin.
In-flight meal
You can pre-book your meals before your departure. If you are not getting the option online, contact the airline for the same. It is added free of cost on mostly all carriers. We suggest you book an Asian vegetarian meal option as the richer the food, the chances are more of falling sick.
Traveling with family
When traveling with family, it is better to carry a tablet or phone with the cartoons/animated flicks downloaded so that your child can also enjoy and does not disturb you or any other passenger around.
Handling a cancelled/No-show flight
When the flight gets cancelled due to some technical reason or weather conditions, do not panic. The best way to handle this is to call the airline and they will assist you to rebook on the next available flight. Usually, when it is the airline that cancels the flight, they rebook free of cost.
For No shows, every airline has different policies so if you turn a no-show, call the airline and check for policies. Sometimes they charge a fee and change the booking to the next flight or date whatever is convenient for you. There are a lot of discounted fares where there cannot be any changes made to your booking after you turn a no-show. You will not be able to change or get a refund for such bookings. The only option is to buy a new ticket. At the time of booking the flights, carefully read the fare rules.
Voucher
Do not accept the voucher from the airline if your flight is overbooked. Airlines may give you a lucrative offer until you agree to them. If they bump you involuntarily, accept cash compensation instead of a voucher.
Carry a pen
Always carry a pen especially when you are traveling overseas. You will have to fill the immigration forms onboard.
Do not keep baby on your lap
Most airlines will allow flying with a baby on your lap for free, but we do not recommend it. In cases of turbulence, you may face issues. It is better if you get a collapsible stroller. You can also book a bassinet in advance.
BYOB
Bring your own bottle and fill it after you pass security. Carrying your bottle is quite convenient.
Jet Lag
It is quite common, especially on long haul flights. As you certainly want to avoid exhaustion during the trip, so we recommend sleeping on the flight.
Disinfect everything
Use the disinfectant wipes after touching surfaces of planes/trains like armrests, digital screens, tray tables and seatbelts.
Alcohol Consumption
Onboard, avoid alcohol as much as you can. When you are traveling at a high altitude, do not over-exert and have plenty of water.
Before take-off
Before the plane takes off, there will be some procedures shown to you. If you are flying for the first time, then you will see how to buckle your seat belt, the different lights on the seat ahead of you mean and what to do in an emergency. Listen to the instructions carefully.
In addition to all the above simple strategies, there are small-small things that you can undertake to travel in a more peaceful and calm experience. Choose a soft-sided bag that can be squished easily in the overhead bin space. For every checked baggage, lock it with a code lock to ensure its security. Avoid overnight flights as that is not so relaxing as compared to your day flight.
We have put the collective wisdom in one place for you. For first time flyers, we hope these tips will help you to have a safe flight with confidence and excitement. So take a note of these tips, and you will step off the plane feeling relaxed and will be excited for everything that awaits you at your destination.
Have a good flight!
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2020.08.25 05:34 Beautiful-Elevator61 Boyfriend watches porn...I cant help but feel worthless

Hello! So before anyone tells me porn is normal and all men do it, well to me it's not and yes I know all men do it. However, my reason for hating porn goes all the way back to when I was 15. While I was waiting for my friend in the living room to get ready to leave to the mall; her older brother (29) was watching a "film" (in the living room) {parents wernt home}. He told me to sit down and watch it with him. I was always sheltered and didnt know what the heck he was watching so when the "action" started I freaked and that's when he tried to sexually molest me. I pushed him off and ran out, thankfully I lived nearby and ran home. That's one experience. I started to date at 20. Every relationship I've had since then I've caught my SO with porn, some worst than the other. I have tried to get past it but it's just been hard and not easy to forget. I am 27 now and my boyfriend(28), I had caught him with porn before but anime cartoon hentai stuff. It bothered me but we didnt break up. I spoke to him calmly about my reasons why I didnt like it and how it affected me. No, Our sex life wasnt affected but he promised me he would stop because he understood why it bothered me. He even said he could stop at any time. I even went as far as to ask him his side and why he would watch it and had an open discussion about it. Not once did I yell or get angry. I asked him if that's the only type of porn he would watch or would he watch real live action women. He said no thats not what he was into.
Now, I recently had our daughter like a week ago. I knew and was told no intimacy for 6 weeks in order for me to heal. Because of this I wanted to do other things to please him, I have dressed sexy, tried the other "options", him finishing himself off to me so he can get his "quicky" etc... I thought by me doing that it wouldn't leave him with wanting more. To be honest I I thought to myself well if he watched the dumb hentai porn well fine I guess. Not happy about it but fine. However, today while I stepped out to do errands and buy food he stayed home to take care of our daughter since i left around 3pm and he is still at work. I didnt get back till 6pm, I was out later because I bought him a gift for being so great helping me out with her. As soon as I got back he began to cut the grass and I took over taking care of our daughter. His phone started ringing(no I was not snooping, we both share our phones and we dont hide our password either). I went to his internet to search up a question I had about my daughter and welp he hadn't closed the incognito tab and he had pornhub open. All I see is this girls boobs and ass in my face. She has a nice body and welp there goes my self esteem. I didnt gain weight from my pregnancy (not sure why but baby came out super healthy and perfect weight) and I'm back to my almost flat stomach thanks to breast feeding! However! It dosnt take away the fact that I am not as skinny as she is. Now what makes me more mad is that he googled her name specifically, it's not like he went to pornhub and randomly clicked on a video. As i said, we had a decent conversation about all this and I specifically asked him if he watched this and he said and swore he didn't and wasnt into it but here she is and I just have no idea what to think. I am shut down emotionally and I'm trying to keep myself together for my daughter. I am just tired of this always happening to me and no matter how patient and calm I am and try to explain how I feel and how it hurts me it dosnt seem to change anything. I just cant trust him. Again it's not so much the porn..its the fact that he keeps lying about it and hides it from me. Please help.
P.s. I did speak to him once he came back inside. He saw I was quiet and sad and asked if I was okay. I spoke to him calmly(hard to believe but I hate yelling to get me to that point you must've pissed me off pretty bad plus didnt feel like waking up my daughter). He didnt apologize, he heard me out and told me she wasnt real..im like like uhh hello she isnt anime, shes a real person. That he loved me and that it had nothing to do with me. He said little, he just didnt know what to say while inwas crying.
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2020.08.23 05:41 genericvillagerone The YouTube Arc: A Retrospective (Generic's Quick Reviews #12B) [SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE ARC]

Here goes.

It wasn't that bad. It needed some work; but otherwise it was alright.

Before I delve deeper into the review, here are the individual ratings from each episode:
Episode Rating Link to review
Mario's Spicy Day 8.3/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/hcp1yk/generics_quick_reviews_3_marios_spicy_day/
Mario Gets Woke 9.6/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/hl63ng/generics_quick_reviews_5_mario_gets_woke/
I Can't Believe it's Not SMG4! 5/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/hpcw2j/generics_quick_reviews_6_i_cant_believe_its_not/
Stupid Mario Arcade 9.1/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/htjert/generics_quick_reviews_7_stupid_mario_arcade/
The Internet Graveyard 6.9/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/hxpl9d/generics_quick_reviews_8_the_internet_graveyard/
Mario vs. Youtube 8.0/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/i1uxyc/generics_quick_reviews_9_mario_vs_youtube_spoilers/
Deleted. 7.7/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/i69sxy/generics_quick_reviews_10_deleted_spoilers/
A Totally Normal SMG4 Episode 8.3/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/iaad5g/generics_quick_reviews_11_a_totally_normal_smg4/
War of the Fat Italians 2020 6.7/10 https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/ielvgd/generics_quick_reviews_12a_war_of_the_fat/
With that short refresher, my personal rating for the entirety of the YouTube Arc is...

7.7/10 (mediocre)

The thing that docked the arc of precious points was mainly the choices that SMG4 and Kevin made in designing the arc; mainly in Deleted, where they violated basic laws of time travel; Redditor's bias in Mario's Spicy Day; censorship of the word "bitch" in WOTFI when it wasn't censored before; and numerous plot holes that remain unanswered from Mario Gets Woke and The Internet Graveyard. The things they got right in this arc, however, is basically the stupidity of Stupid Mario Arcade and the sad "deaths" of characters in Deleted. This was the fourth episode I almost cried in (first three: Final Hours, Meggy's Destiny and Totally Legit Learning Show). There were also some missed opportunities to cash in on the hot memes of the season; such as in Mario Gets Woke, The Internet Graveyard and WOTFI with the "You're Going to Brazil" meme (credit to u/ew200 on the subreddit discord).
You might think I'm one of those fans who are toxic and hate modern SMG4. I'm not one of those. I'm just trying to state my opinion on videos and what Glitch could have done better, even though there is an extremely miniscule chance they'll notice it. This whole review series started because they moved the upload date of Mario vs. Siren Head to 10 AM Eastern Time; and it's kept on going because of my commitment to it.
On the topic of Meggy's new voice: I think it's fine; right now it's a little high, but it's just something we'll have to get used to; however, certain people don't think so and are criticizing or even bashing SMG4 for making this decision (tl;dr: do not look at Twitter comment threads). I think SMG4 is going in the right direction with developing storylines and such, and will lead to rich plots and immense arcs; but the unnecessary censorship is turning what was once an adult cartoon filled with stupidity into a kids' show (I think it's partially YouTube's fault; but I think it was a corporate decision at Glitch to do so as well). I think that the alt-cast joining the SMG4 crew opens up the door to new adventures; but I am afraid that the original cast will begin to be pushed aside, kind of like the recolors circa 2016-2018. I think that the timeline presented at the end of the video is a preview of what's to come on the channel. I'm excited for it.
Overall, this arc was better than the Anime Arc in my opinion; but did not live up to the legacies of the Waluigi and Bob arcs. We now have a theory. Since 2018 and 2020 had WOTFIs that ended an arc, there is an arc confirmed for 2022 if SMG4 is still around. (someone on SMG4's official discord came up with that theory, but I don't remember who).
So, with that in mind, what did you think of the arc? Comment below your thoughts!

This week (as I'm essentially posting this on Sunday Eastern) is possibly a post arc episode, we'll see what it holds (if there is no episode, prepare for a special review of one of the most controversial episodes of SMG4 to date).
Until next time,
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2020.08.20 20:05 12341234Cl Please don’t get into pills or at least don’t mix them

Before I start this, I will not and never have shamed addicts. This isn’t to shame anyone. This is a warning. I’m gonna call my friend Greg. I’ll start with background. Greg has been one of my best friends for four+ years now. I met him and his then girlfriend at a friends party, me and the girlfriend, Becky, hit it off immediately and insanely well. The first thing she said to me was “wanna have a sleep over at my place tonight?”
I genuinely thought it wouldn’t be fun at first. I have severe depression, I didn’t enjoy almost anything back then. But something told me to go with her and it was one of my best choices. We hit it off so well, we spent all night smoking weed and watching cartoons and coloring. It was one of my best times meeting someone. And Greg and I got along so well too.
Becky and I got really close, and Greg and I too. I did stuff with them together and each of them separately. Drug use sprinkled in, mainly just smoking weed but we tried stuff Like mushrooms and really light stuff like that. Greg wanted to go harder though. Becky did too with some small things, like ecstasy. But Becky really kept Greg leveled, didn’t let him go to far. At least she did the best she could, it should have been her job anyway.
Sorry I’m advanced if this gets jumbled or emotional, this is really raw for me as I just got the call yesterday morning.
So I helped Greg pick out the engagement ring two and a half years ago. We looked online mainly, I helped him narrow down options. He ended up picking an entirely different ring from the one I picked but it was beautiful. We had big day planned of doing a friend photo shoot. Becky has no idea. Everyone else knew though. They got ready for the perfect couples shot in front of the water, Jill holding the camera and waiting, knowing this was when Greg would propose. He drops to one knee and asks and she cries and says yes.
We all got a little emotional. It was beautiful. I was so happy for them. My two best friends were going to get married. Things went pretty well for a while after that. A year later they set an official date for this upcoming Saturday. A few months after that Greg wanted to try Whip its, which I will admit I don’t know the most about. It’s nitrous I think that you inhale. He got really into it. To the point we’re Becky and I were seriously concerned for him. He said he quit doing it, and then his friend Tom messaged me and asked me to keep a secret from Becky. He tells me Greg has been secretly doing whip its still and had a seizure after doing one.
I told Tom he was a fucking idiot and called Becky right then and there. There wasn’t any chance in hell I was going to let them hide this from Becky and enable Greg to get worse. So we all threw out all the stuff, had a big intervention, it was never done again. But I think Greg wasn’t satisfied with just smoking weed like Becky and I.
He wanted to try more things. He started doing klonipins(sorry if I misspelled that) and ecstasy more often, molly, Xanax, and several other kinds of pills people abuse. He ended up over dosing maybe two months ago, he was fine but really sick.
He was incoherent and kinda coming and going. Tom made him throw up, called Beck to come get him, and then they took him home to his mom who is a nurse. She knew what was going on immediately and said he would be fine. He threw up more and then eventually slept it off. He felt awful for the next few days and said it would never happen again. Becky was so upset, she told him if he ever messed with pills again she was leaving.
Well that went to “what about every now and then?” And she was fine with that. But it wasn’t every now and then like we thought. On Tuesday night he over dosed on some combination including klonipins and other sedatives. No one knows what all he took. He was rushed to the hospital but damage is done. He’s in a coma with brain damage. They don’t how bad the brain damage will be, they don’t know if he will ever wake up. His fucking wedding was this Saturday. His honey moon the weekend after.
Please just don’t mix your pills. Please. I can’t stop thinking about all the great times. We fought and had our differences but he was always there for me. I couldnt tell you a single time I needed him and he wasn’t there. He was by no means a perfect person but he is a great friend.
We did really stupid stuff together. Our town has this old fire watch town from the 50’s we used to climb before I had a kid and cared if I died. We would scale it and smoking a blunt at the top. It was invigorating. We did normal stuff too, I help him wash his car countless times, helped him take cans to the recycle plant, helped him clean his roof.
4+ years. And they really could be down the drain now because he pushed it again. He kept pushing it, over and over he pushed it. And this time he pushed too far. Now his fiancé doesn’t know what to do, she just has her nails done because she had the appointment set a month to have them done before the wedding and she’s just hoping and praying he wakes up ever. His parents are devastated, his mom was told she could never even have kids. But she was determined and she managed to have Greg and one other boy.
Sorry this is a mess. I just can’t grasp this fully yet. It feels like when I go to see Becky today he’ll be there hunched over a TV tray rolling a blunt. He’ll pull out his phone and show me the latest pictures and videos of his cats and I’ll show him mine of my son. We’ll spend half an Hour at least arguing about what we’re gonna watch before we all finally settle on something. We’ll spend a calm night together, the three of us doing what we’ve done for over four years now. But it won’t happen and it may never happen again because he pushed it again. Thanks for the place to vent. I hope it was okay to vent this here on drugs. I didn’t see anything against it in the rules and I promise I have no negative judgement for anyone using drugs as long as it only affects them. But the sad thing is, we all think it only affects us.
We all think it only affects us until our fiancé is crying at home because she can’t visit your comatose body in the hospital because of covid.
Stay safe.
Edit update :: Greg still is in a coma for the third day now. I will not be changing any wording. I don’t care if you think it’s safe to mix pills. Greg told me he knew what he was doing. Greg said he knew how to mix pills. Greg will never be the same if he even ever wakes up. His heart isn’t working properly anymore and there’s a good chance he won’t come out of this so don’t tell me you can mix pills properly. Maybe YOU can but you shouldn’t spout off about it in the internet where younger people could see it and choose to believe that. Greg could still be here with me and his fiancé if he wasn’t in a coma from all the pills he did and mixed. And that’s the end of that discussion.
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